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April 22, 2009

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER OF THE YEAR SO FAR

The note read, "This little turd was on the floor in my room."

(Thanks to B'game)

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Don't have a cow pie, man...!

The note read, "This little turd was on the floor in my room."

"I was NOT, Mom!"

The solution to this is simple. I would have placed it and some from my 100 lb. labrador in a plain brown paper bag. Taken it to the teacher's house, set it on fire, rang the doorbell, and then run like heck. Then she could write a note about the turd on the doorstep and I don't mean what was in the bag.

This little light of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine,
Let it shine,
Let it shine.

Hide it under a bushel? No!
I'm gonna let it shine
Hide it under a bushel? No!
I'm gonna let it shine
Hide it under a bushel? No!
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine,
Let it shine,
Let it shine.

This little Turd of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
This little turd of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
This little turd of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine,
Let it shine,
Let it shine.

Screwed that one up pretty good

Good one Dan. Now add some dance moves with crispbread to it and post the pictures.

How about a Video?

Not to be devil's advocate, but perhaps this wasn't the first time this underedumacated family had had an incident with this teacher...

I hate emptying out all that sh*t from their backpacks

How about a Video?

Video is good Dan. NO MANILOW!!

Dang Cindy I was thing of doing.

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
There will be a Turd waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
There will be a Turd waiting for you

Oh well back to drawing board.

kin^ in post above

OT

South Park midseason finale tonite at 10 on Comedy Central: Cartman decides to become a pirate

/OT

Sounds like everything in the note was accurate, why get upset at the teacher?

How does she know for certain that turd came out of that child Sharkie?

I'm sure the little stinker did it.

I'm sure the other kindergarten teachers are excited at the possibility of getting this child in their class for the rest of the year.

I didn't mean for it to sound like the child's name was Sharkie. Another comma get's away. No offense meant to MartiniShark.

I didn't mean for it to sound like the child's name was Sharkie. Another comma get's away. No offense meant to MartiniShark.

Ack!!! How did it post twice? I only wrote it once and clicked it once. Stupid bot.

*sends bot home with a poopie-filled post*

the kid crapped on the floor of the class? or did he have an accident, attempt to change clothes, and lose the evidence?

*removes the apostrophe//apostrahie//apos....
from nursecindy's post*

The solution for this would be to buy the kid a Weimaraner. They are virtually a self cleaning dog.....

*Mom emptying backpack*: "Aaawwwwwwww, sh!t!"

*Mom emptying backpack*: "Aaawwwwwwww, sh!t!"

Ok....the BOT is acting crappy today.

You should always send the kid home with everything he brought to school.

OT

Happy Earth Day!! Take the time to get out and HUG a tree.

/OT

just reading between the lines... the turd was on the floor, right? not in little johnny's drawers? this is not the first time little johnny had an 'accident'? teacher sends home snippy note with turd to parents?

i think little johnny has a habit of dropping trou in the classroom and doing his duty in on the linoleum and the teacher has had enough.

just guessin'

... or squeeze a bush.

Personally I like the term "Turd" making a comeback - always makes for a good punchline for some reason.

Agreein' with mudstuffin on this one. Since when are teachers supposed to be nannies? Seriously, the kid should be trained. Pretty sure that is in the school guidelines; it is here (Colorado).

Mr. Hanky?

OK, if the student has an accident, you send the KID home, not his, um, accident. You call his parents, make them leave work and pick him up. You do this a few times a week, and li'l Junior will be potty trained before Halloween.

I agree schoolmarm, except he already has had accidents. The parents merely sent a change of clothes to school with him. I still say this is way beyond what teachers should be required to deal with.

Oh, that's gross. How could a teacher do that? No, how can a little kid get away with doing that!!! That's even grosser. I would have called a meeting with the kid and his parents, then presented them with the turd in person in the meeting. Or maybe even force fed the parents with their little turd's turd.

Its the rich part of town in Yakima. The parents probably make the Teacher's annual salary in a week.

What I find interesting, is that this article has not been on any News station or paper here in Yakima. In other words, I get the feeling that KOMO is trying to show everyone in Seattle that Yakima is a bunch of sh!t

The father E-MAILED the school? Wow, what a strong, decisive response!? As a radio talk show host said here this morning; he should have immediately gone to the school and returned the favor in spades!

This story made http://detentionslip.org ! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

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