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The cow mafia must be in full force there.
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 21, 2009 at 04:58 PM
If they would have acted a bit sooner it could have made a nice little BBQ.
Posted by: Brian | April 21, 2009 at 05:07 PM
I'm betting almost every guy on the blog is trying to figure out alternate ways to blow this cow up.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2009 at 05:37 PM
X-Treme Kayaking!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 21, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Okay, so he didn't make it over the moon.
Posted by: SW | April 21, 2009 at 05:45 PM
"Cow Pretending To Fall Off Bridge Actually Does"
Posted by: trustf8 | April 21, 2009 at 05:51 PM
I'm with Brian. BBQ would have been my first choice.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 21, 2009 at 05:52 PM
"Okay, so he didn't make it over the moon."
Lets get our genders straight here. Cows are female.
Posted by: pogo | April 21, 2009 at 06:09 PM
Pog', if all cows are female, does that mean that all females....?
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2009 at 06:16 PM
I hereby withdraw my previous question. Ow.
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2009 at 06:17 PM
Oooooh Pad - and you didn't even duck ! You are so fortunate that Annie isn't here, and Siouxie is prolly fixing her glass of wine, or otherwise occupied. I can see *smacks* in your future !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | April 21, 2009 at 06:20 PM
Pad - One thing we get older (and wiser, we hope) is to quit while we are ahead.
Posted by: pogo | April 21, 2009 at 06:30 PM
*adds a 'when'*
Posted by: pogo | April 21, 2009 at 06:31 PM
Belated *SMACK* for pad. Tsk. Tsk.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 21, 2009 at 06:35 PM
Another *SMACK* for padraig. Unless you were planning on finishing that sentence with 'that all females on this blog are much too smart and beautiful to even be thought of in the same context of any animal'.
Was that what you were trying to say?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2009 at 06:48 PM
RPG, RPG, RPG. The only solution.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 21, 2009 at 06:59 PM
RPG? The old IBM Report Generator, sometimes laughingly referred to as a programming language?
Posted by: pogo | April 21, 2009 at 07:14 PM
RPG? How are you going to get rid of the cow with a 12 sided die? And will the carcass make its saving throw?
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | April 21, 2009 at 08:53 PM
I thought it was cow tipping, not cow dipping.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 21, 2009 at 09:56 PM
Now, be nice, Pogo. RPG was a pleasure to "code" in, unlike Cobol. Although I have to admit I just taught a class on it rather than use it on a daily basis.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 21, 2009 at 10:55 PM
One of the exotic dancers at the Topsham Fair went for a dip ?
Posted by: Igor | April 21, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Ow.
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I mean, yes ma'am ms. nurse cindy ma'am. ow.
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Police said it's unclear where the cow came from or how it ended up in the river.
Upstream. Fell in.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 22, 2009 at 02:27 AM
Thirty years ago, I was in charge of an environmental education program in Illinois, with kids taking daily hikes in the woods. The highlight of the week was always The Dead Cow, with each group noting the progressive decomposition (and smell). If you can't get rid of it, turn it into a learning experience. Maine provides laptops to all older students; one dead cow per school would be a lot cheaper -- and less likely to be used for porn.
Posted by: Ralph | April 22, 2009 at 03:33 AM
Having driven through Rumford Maine on many occasions, I am not sure if any one would notice the added stench. The paper mills in the area put off a stench that you can smell miles before you get to town.
Posted by: gp | April 22, 2009 at 06:46 AM