FASHION UPDATE
(Thanks to catmanmax, Justin Barber and trustf8)
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April 21, 2009
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Gaahh! NO! We need looser boxers to accommodate our large, manly manhood...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 21, 2009 at 08:35 AM
Now I actually couldn't care less about push-up pants - ye olde push-ups, in orange sherbet. . .that's worth discussing. Yum! Maybe you could ask them to include flavored push-up breeches?
My question is - where might I find that ingenious article Mr. Barry wrote that included something along the line of someone having what appeared to be a dead rodent attached to the top of their head? Roadkill on their head?
There is this woman (cleverly disguised as a hag) who blows in (usually on a broom) where I work - and I swear she scoops up flattened dead critters off of the road on her way here and perches them atop her head.
Anyone have a clue where that column might be located?
Posted by: Susie | April 21, 2009 at 08:38 AM
There was a joke about a potato and a swimsuit and attracting girls.The punch line was :to attract girls the potato goes in front.
Posted by: ron | April 21, 2009 at 08:46 AM
VICTOR'S SECRET (WET)DREAM PUSHUP UNDIES
Posted by: trustf8 | April 21, 2009 at 08:47 AM
Susie: Just Google "Donald Trump".
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 21, 2009 at 08:51 AM
*SMACKS* Allen to wake him up. I'm thinking that ladies would have the same reaction to these that men have to the wonder bra. When the garment is removed you stand there looking puzzled wondering what happened to the object/objects of your attention.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2009 at 09:10 AM
That's right, cindy, what about truth in advertising?
“Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”
"It was shrinkage!" - George Costanza
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2009 at 09:19 AM
Throw in a toupee and one of those "back braces" that also just-happen-by-coincidence to flatten a beer gut, and you've got yourself a Low Budget Bionic Man.
Posted by: Lairbo | April 21, 2009 at 09:20 AM
Cindy, if you remove that garment from me, you will get *smacked*, IYKWIM... *G*
Schwing!
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 21, 2009 at 09:27 AM
Behave Allen. And yes, I do kwym. ;-)
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2009 at 09:34 AM
OH geez, Allen!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 21, 2009 at 09:55 AM
What men really need are Control Pants.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 21, 2009 at 10:38 AM
'Depends', Horace?
VICTORS SECRET DECEPTIVELY DEPENDS PUSH-UP UNDIES
Posted by: trustf8 | April 21, 2009 at 10:58 AM
But would they make my butt look big?
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 21, 2009 at 11:22 AM
As a matter of fact they do make your butt look big Sharkie. Oh, wait a minute you're not wearing them yet are you? Never mind.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 PM
It's about time men have to suffer too! I hope it has an underwire!
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 21, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Turn around, Sharkboy.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 21, 2009 at 12:23 PM
That's one style I'll never purchase
Posted by: Karma | April 27, 2009 at 03:36 AM