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March 30, 2009

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THE PROS RECOMMEND USING A TANK

Mother-in-law survives rocket attack

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)

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That'll learn him.
Never mess with a MIL.

My ex MIL would have survived too. She's a tough Cuban MIL.

Carpet bombing from high altitude is best. Use cluster munitions. Follow up with a napalm strike. After a careful BDA, a tactical nuke strike may need to be authorized.

Speaking from experience, Hammie??
*WAVES*!!!

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

Barely a scratch on her.

Bummer.


I am a MIL and I'll bet she (the daughter) could have done better than marry that lazy bum. I'll bet there's a nice guy from high school that owns his own business now that she could have married but no! She had to have that loser that will never amount to anything. Sorry, my inner MIL comes out occasionally.

Not to be confused with your inner MILF, right cindy??

Another SWAT incident ends peacefully.

It's all in the aim......um....did I say that out loud?

Note to Miljici : the "law" in "mother-in-law" does not refer to Light Antitank Weapon

True Siouxie. Actually my son-in-law is great and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. He's like another son to me.

This sounds kinda serious. They may need to step up the family counselling.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

I get along great with my MIL and I'd never aim a rocket at her. Well, not directly. I'd probably try to hit the building behind her so it'd collapse and bury her in 100 tons of bricks. That might buy me a week or two head start.

How bad a shot do you have to be?

He only got six years? Good lawyer.

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our nag was still there.

This just goes to show that in the world of Monthers-in-Law there is never enough overkill.

Oh, and btw... Monther is just a monster of a mother.

either that or an extraneous n

Key anagram: Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

He should have stuck with the old reliable Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Or he could've sent a moose to bite his wife's aunt's sister ...

(Sorry ... it sounded better when I thot of it than when I put it into print ... )

Sounds like a Mothra-in-Law. She's got radioactive blood.

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