SHAMWOW GUY UPDATE
Turns out the ShamWow guy has an active social life.
(Thanks to Heatlher, catmanmax, Horace LaBadie and afkat)
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March 28, 2009
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There is justice in the world.
Posted by: christine | March 28, 2009 at 09:38 AM
It looks like somebody didn't love his nuts.
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2009 at 09:59 AM
The end of the article is great:
"Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)."
One final plug for his respective products. Call now!
Posted by: Mitch | March 28, 2009 at 10:07 AM
"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2009 at 10:10 AM
You're gonna love my nuttthhh!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2009 at 10:17 AM
She thought she would get not ONE, but TWO thousand dollars.
Posted by: phil | March 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM
I suspect the whole thing was a set-up by Billy May.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 28, 2009 at 10:41 AM
active social life? more likely some active social diseases.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 28, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."
"But if you act now she'll double the offer! That's right, you can contract TWO STDs, but you have to pay up in the next 5 minutes!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Phil, you weren't there when I was posting!
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:46 AM
I wonder if he took his headset off first.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM
So my Slap/Chop purchases are underwriting his hooker investments? I feel so used I could place his cashews in his product!
Glad to see Cindy survived her night with Chaz Fromage.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Sasha Harris, the professional, ummm... tongue biter, sure has a smug look on her face in her mugshot.
Heh.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 28, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Guess he has to pay people to love his nuts afterall.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 28, 2009 at 11:29 AM
He can be grateful she didn't have a Cock Shot handy...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 28, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Because he couldn't do this all day...
Posted by: Chris S. | March 28, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Shlomi.
What kind of a name is...Shlomi?
Posted by: daisymae | March 28, 2009 at 11:43 AM
daisymae: the plural of Shlomo?
But what I wannaknow is:
Why is he hitting the face that is biting his tongue? wouldn't that just cause said face to bite harder?
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 28, 2009 at 12:00 PM
The report left out the usual stuff about the ritual howling, swinging from the chandelier and throwing branches.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 28, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Shlomi is Hebrew. It is sometimes translated as Solomon.
Posted by: ken in sc | March 28, 2009 at 12:12 PM
ShameWow!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 28, 2009 at 12:34 PM
I know something that can soak up to 10 times it's weight in blood, should he need it...
Posted by: Punkin | March 28, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Yay! made it.
LOL Punkin. He may.
Posted by: Siouxie in Sarasota | March 28, 2009 at 12:52 PM
There are a lot of mean-spirited comments here, not to mention gloating over the guy's downfall. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 28, 2009 at 01:30 PM
I'm sure he's got a good heart Horace. Is that better? Also; Hey Siouxie! I'll bet he's single!!!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 02:11 PM
nursecindy,
Siouxie is on the road to visit her dtrs today.
However, as I told her as recently as Thursday evening, any man who uses that much product is someone to W-A-L-K A-W-A-Y from...
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Hey Sioux,
As you are online, just had lunch w/my friend in town from where for the weekend?
Sarasota!
Perhaps you two will cross paths returning to your respective towns tomorrow. Wheeeeee!
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 02:19 PM
This was the doing of Billy Mays!
Speaking of which, he apparently has a show on the Discovery Channel now. I am slightly bothered by that.
Also: I'm "new" here. Not a commenter, but I've been reading your guys' comments since 2006 :D
Posted by: meg | March 28, 2009 at 02:22 PM
I'm headed to Vegas on April 6th, (Unless my house is flooded, when , well, I be going to Vegas regardless..
Anyone wanna come on along for a Thelma and Louise
remake?
EB
Posted by: EB | March 28, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of posting, meg!
... which I haven't done in ages, btw...
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 02:26 PM
EB,
Just stay away from any cliffs... 'nuff said...
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Shlomi is the contraction of shit and blow me.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 28, 2009 at 02:56 PM
Bite your tongue, meg.
*snork*@cheesewiz, shame on you!Posted by: CJrun | March 28, 2009 at 03:12 PM
ShamPow, Sham wham thankyou ma'am. Hide the Shlomi.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2009 at 03:42 PM
LOL Cheesie!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2009 at 04:14 PM
OK - Is anyone else having issues posting?! I just posted two - TWO - welcome posts to meg and ... NOTHING!!! It tells me it posted, but then it doesn't show! GRRRRRRRRRR. TYPEPOOP IS SATAN!!!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:21 PM
And yet....THAT one posted!!
OK - someone try to post something with a link in it, please?
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:22 PM
So - I'm gonna post the damned thing line by line and see if that works. >:(
*waves* @ meg!! Welcome to the nutty world of posting!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:25 PM
The Blogbar is open 24/7; house specialties are Siouxie's World-famous Kamikazes and the house blogarita.
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:25 PM
I get yer link right HERE...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 28, 2009 at 04:26 PM
The hot tub backs up to the bar, and we have tanks of brain bleach and eyewash on tap just for Annie's "special" posts.
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:26 PM
Oh, and the gumballs are in that big pit by the bathrooms. Never mind the dude with the dorsal fin - that's just Sharkie. Like earth, he's "mostly harmless."
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:26 PM
Dive in and have fun!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:27 PM
OK - So, any ideas why I had to break that whole thing into pieces to get it to post?! I HATE TYPEPOOP!! IT IS SATAN!!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 04:28 PM
Hi CJ, Diva - long time, huh?
Div, send the link to my e-ml & I'll try...
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 04:29 PM
Never mind, Diva. I see that it IS working now.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Hey, ec!! Long time no see!! How's life in SoFla?!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 05:32 PM
I just saw a ShamWow commercial. Now that I know hwat I know, I just don't get that same warm and fuzzy feeling about our boy Vince.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2009 at 07:57 PM
Did anyone else notice how they spelled Israel on the arrest report? Isreal. Can people not spell anymore???? Maybe they were just saying he was real and not a sham. btw, don't anybody tell Siouxie I said he was single. She is much too good for the likes of him. Unless he's very, very wealthy.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 08:15 PM
Since alcohol was involved, it's just another case of Shlomi on rye, hold the mustard.
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2009 at 09:50 PM
Next time maybe he'll be a bit wiser about it and pay to have a girlfriend instead.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 28, 2009 at 10:35 PM
I might have sympathy for that yutz except for one thing - the faux-hawk. Go rot, you nut-slapping shammy hugger!
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:35 PM
And. . .welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool Meg, and--
ec, where have you been all this time? was just at The Pub the other day and sent a pic to Siouxie. She was useless the rest of the day at work riding on a tartan cloud.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Cindy, I appreciate your kind words. And yes, only if he's
loadedgot a nice personality. I just came back from college girls' gala fundraiser and tried tokidnapmeet an olderrich geezerdistinguished gent but they were allon life supporttaken.It was worth it though. Older daughter got their first ever scholarship and I am as proud as can be.
ec!! nice to 'see' you around here!! You NEED to make it more often. (Course I'll see you on thursday anyways ;-P)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2009 at 11:30 PM
oh yeah..where are my manners?? Welcome, Meg.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2009 at 11:31 PM
If the bite incurred tongue damage, his infomercial days may be over, due to a severe lisp. Or they may have to change the name of his product from shamwow, to samwow. The horror.
Posted by: Carlito | March 29, 2009 at 06:13 AM
Congratulations on your daughter's scholarship Siouxie. That's great and I know you're proud of her.
Next time look for 2 distinguished gentlemen. I wouldn't mind one myself as long as he has a good personality and interacts well with the fine folks at the bank where he keeps his multi millions.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Justice in the world.. Indeed.
Posted by: watzabatza | March 29, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Siouxie, that's fantastic!! If she has her mom's brains I"m sure she will do you fabulously proud. :)
Posted by: Diva | March 29, 2009 at 06:55 PM
Shame, ow?
Posted by: Piratebow | March 30, 2009 at 12:03 AM
"Are you with me, camera guy? What do ya mean he's extra?"
Posted by: Steve | March 30, 2009 at 12:15 AM
Not sure who looks worse, Vince or the Hooker...... anyway check out ShamWowGuy.com , its hysterical!
... no amount of ShamWows can soak up all of that shame......
Posted by: ShamWow Guy | April 02, 2009 at 07:55 AM