PEOPLE KEEP SAYING TO THIS BLOG: 'ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE NCAA TOURNAMENT! WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE TRYOUTS FOR THE NEW ENGLAND EUPHORIA OF THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE?'
It is right here.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie, who says he would like to be equipment manager)

Well, if you don't get that job at Foxy Lady, ladies, you have a fall back position (so to speak).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2009 at 10:10 AM
I'm applying for the job of tackle dummy.
Yes,for all of you who are thinking it,I am qualified.
Posted by: ron | March 22, 2009 at 10:20 AM
I dunno, think I have a chance?
Boys?
BOYS???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Too many "Tight end", "backfield" "Illegal use of the hands" comments to make.
I'll just say, "OOoooo - Brackets!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 22, 2009 at 10:31 AM
I can only imagine those tryouts:
Team Manager: Okay! Now jump up and down! Faster!
Okay, now turn around and bend over! Now, go oil yourselves up and get ready for the next phase.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 22, 2009 at 10:33 AM
I think it's important to encourage women to participate in sports. I'm always willing to lend a hand.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 22, 2009 at 10:53 AM
I have no idea why Miami doesn't have a team. I mean, I can understand baseball having difficulty getting a stadium, but if we got a team in this league, local leaders would easily build a
shrinestadium for them!Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 22, 2009 at 11:01 AM
It would even have a retractable top. Er, roof - retractable roof.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 22, 2009 at 11:37 AM
Sorry I'm late, I was at practice.
*How do you get grass stains out of your nips?*
Posted by: Punkin | March 22, 2009 at 11:38 AM
The surprising part was they made them, like, throw a football around and run and stuff.
Posted by: padraig | March 22, 2009 at 12:03 PM
"The lingerie league is absolutely real football."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 22, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Punkin, I wouldn't use bleach. Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Good picture Siouxie. Maybe that will cool some of the blog guys down. Of course most of them are probably busy thinking of their fantasy lingerie football league.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 22, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Siouxie's a wide receiver. Yes, Punkin, don't use bleach. Instead, use a tight end.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2009 at 01:50 PM
For the love of God, Dave, please keep talking about the brackets.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 22, 2009 at 01:59 PM
I hope they ban the no-huddle drives.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2009 at 03:55 PM
Got film of the no lingerie jumping jack league tryouts ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 22, 2009 at 04:35 PM
That's where I had to drop out, Clank...gave myself two black eyes.
Which would've been ok, but I kept givin' the coaches black eyes, too. (I kept tellin' them to back up!)
Posted by: Punkin | March 22, 2009 at 05:11 PM
Fill out your bra-kets.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 22, 2009 at 06:10 PM
THCGuy - They do: New England, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego and Seattle.
And since there is a San Diego team, too, we can bet on them when they
playmeat... uh, have a game.Posted by: ScottMGS | March 22, 2009 at 06:19 PM
punkin, I give myself black eyes when I do jumping jacks. And I'm a guy!
Posted by: Moon | March 22, 2009 at 09:20 PM
Andy, we have LOTS of teams in Miami...silly boy!
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
I hope they go bust.
(OK, it's late, and I'm old & tired. Deal)
Posted by: Pirateboy | March 22, 2009 at 11:50 PM