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March 31, 2009

'I'M DOING THIS FOR US, HONEY. IS THE COLLAR TOO TIGHT? IT IS? GOOD!'

Despite a spike in stress levels, couples who engage in sadomasochistic activities (S&M), may end up strengthening their relationship, according to a new study published in the magazine New Scientist this week.

(Thanks to Joshua Orpin)

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The couples were especially close if handcuffs were involved...

i gotta be careful about those stress levels now. i cant even go back to work yet... i get kinda beat.

Awww...kinky can be a good thing.

*cracks whip!*

*Yipe*

Relationships seldom break up when one of them is chained in the basement.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

And when one of them is ever so quiet...

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

Oh bite me.


Nooooooo, wait!!!

Ladies, ready to strengthen our relationships?... *G*

If you love someone, set them free. Or chain them in the basement. Whatever.

SNORK @ "spike" in stress levels.

♬ Love hurts...♪

Siouxie, that picture frightened the hell outta me!

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."

"Yes, dear. Don't forget we have to play Bridge with the Millers at 8."

all right! let the spankings begin!!

...say its me you want to dismember.
blacken my eye....set fire to my tie.........
as we dance.. to the masochism tango.

At your command, before you here i stand, my heart is in my hand [EWW YUCK]...Fracture my spine, and swear that you are mine...........
as we dance to the..Masochism Tango...
[with thanks to Tom Lehrer]

J'aime Tom Lehrer!! *sigh*

I hold your hand in mine, Dear -
I press it to my lips;
I take a healthy bite
from your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, Dear,
if you were only here,
but still I keep your hand
as a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off -
I really don't know why -
for now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie....

I'm sorry now I killed you
for our love was something fine,
and till they come to get me
I will hold your hand in mine!

SMACKS Allen twice. Of course he probably enjoyed it.

I'm going to dare to take the chance that the study in question is unproven and perchance, false.

Who's handing out these research grants, I want to know.

Oh, and snorks at qb and Nina.
Of course I mean Diva.

Could Siouxie have ghost authored this article? Or been a test subject? On more than one occasion she has quickly posted a link in her commnents that will take you to an "extreme restraints" website. I'm just saying...with a big smile, mind you...

Siouxie is much too sweet and innocent to have been a part of such as this. The links she posts are stictly for educational purposes. Right Siouxie?

Well nail my dick to the wall and call me Charlie!

I fell out of the hammock, butt didn't hurt myself too badly. However, cg made a pass at me, instead of helping me rescue my beer!

Siouxie is too much of a very nice lady to ever actually cause pain (OW!) to another person ...

That's whut she told (OW) me ... (to say) ... (OMIGAWDOUCH!)

Whip me, Beat me. Make me write bad checks.

I thought she was into S&M when she was dumping my beers down the sink. I knew it was love when she poured them on her shirt.

So I check in at random, for the first time in who knows how long, and the first post is about S&M.

I love you all.

Yes cindy, as OtheU said, I'm too sweet and innocent-like to hurt a fly. That site is strictly for research purposes.

Well nail my dick to the wall and call me Charlie!

Posted by: BoscoH | March 31, 2009 at 04:47 PM

*grabs nail gun*

Ok, Charlie!

*sits back & hands Siouxie weapons items of pleasure as she needs them*

Siouxie to Charlie: "This is gonna hurt you WAY more than it hurts me!"

.
It worked for Dick & Dubya.

Hoover & Tolson.

Abbott & Costello.
.

*Waves at passing Duck*

Need some of your brand of humor here, sir. Hope all is well.

Dang, an S&M thread and I get here late... I was being an M by watching the new Osbourne's show.

*waves at Fed*

Where ya been, dude?

"Spanks for the memories..."

Like a grape getting stepped on, I will just let out a little w(h)ine.

Signed, Charlie.

Family ties...whips, chains, hoods, ball gags...

Looked more like an evil Piglet mask. Bend over Eeyore. I'll give you something to really be worried about.

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