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March 31, 2009

HEY, AS LONG AS EVERYBODY INVOLVED WAS CONSENTING

(Thanks to DavCat)

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She'd nicknamed it "Saul".

And while it was an unrequited loved, she never pined again.

As a commenter questioned, I wonder if it was removed by a tree surgeon.

Ouch! Somebody give this woman a computer with some 'adult toy' sites bookmarked. I think they have those on the internet. I've never actually looked at one. A friend told me about them.

Another of those annoying tree huggers.

at least she had the good grace to not suggest she'd slipped and fallen on it.

Har! "Barking up the wrong tree", indeed.

Thank goodness we have HIPAA here in America!

She was pining for the fjords.

So..the old pine cone in the papaya trick. That's gotta hurt.

She should have used a cone from Pinus rigida.

A large, mega-snork for Siouxie.

Cindy's right. I don't know much about these things but there ARE other options. Battery operated options. All kinds. Colors. Shapes. Sizes.

Annie told me.

In the grandest traditions of the British Tabs, the Sun assumes she was "s3x-starved" when she could have just been a naturalist.

Demented and at odds with the laws of papaya physics for sure but a naturalist just the same.

"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible...."

*wonders if she smells like one of those Christmas tree air fresheners now*

"Ribbed for your enjoyment."

She was depressed after breaking up with the hedgehog.

Nine months later she gave birth to a son named Pinocchio.

Hey, can't blame a gal for trying to get some wood.

What gives? They rationing zucchini over there?

Hasn't everyone here seen a pine cone in a bush before?

NotSherly ... HIPAA means never having to say you're famous ...

I dunno, has Belgrade progressed into the 21st century yet? Maybe they don't have the shops yet (not going to check right now -- I'm at work for change), or going into one would be embarrassing. Funny how that turned out.

I just reread this article and not only did they embarrass her by telling her story they called her a lonely spinster. I'd be kicking somebody's tail.

I'm changing all the Bud Light tap handles on my route and yesterday had the second pair of women suggesting another use for them apart from dispensing of spirits.

Sharkie, they were coming on to you! Did you offer 'personalized' service? Please don't tell us you gave them the old tap handles.

*ahem* (wonder who)

Do you still have mine saved, Sharkie??

This was the third instance in two weeks. I did hand them over Cindy, and told them I needed photos, for promotional purposes.

(Yes Siouxie, one Bud, one Bud Light - raised letters with your papaya name on them)

This was the third instance in two weeks. I did hand them over Cindy, and told them I needed photos, for promotional purposes.

(Yes Siouxie, one Bud, one Bud Light - raised letters with your papaya name on them)

Oh my, Maury. Won't Connie be jealous??

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