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March 31, 2009


You don't even have to leave home.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)


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Up here in the North, we swat mosquitos. Down in Florida you all swat gators. Not much difference that I can tell.

bit the homeowner's arm when it was forced out

Just exactly what was his arm forced out of?

Which is why I keep all doors securely locked. My pet leezard is on his way to becoming a small gator.

Being referred to as "the 52 year old Gaff" must make his parents laugh.

Just guessin' that Mr. gaff is a 'Nole...

Later that day, the BIG gator shows up and says, "Hello? I sent Junior over to borrow a cup of arm..."

Ya'll just have too much fun in Florida. All we have here are snakes, fire ants, and gophers which are slowly turning my yard into a putt-putt golf course.

I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as a 'small' gator.

btw, ot but Dave's movie, 'Marley and Me' comes out on DVD today.

This reminds me why I think most 'environmentalists' are big city people. People who live outside of big cities understand that without human restraint, the environment will crawl up your pants leg and bite your a$$.

Didn't Ron Popeil have some kind of contraption that instantly turns a gater into a handbag ?

That would be the Blam-Now.

Not sold in stores.

Billy Mays has a new commercial for gel insoles where he has a car run over his hand. Vince has nothing on him.

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