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March 24, 2009

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

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(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

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Fathers' Day is coming up, kiddos.

Thunderbirds are GO!!

Who's to say that won't fill up with boxes, tools, hardware, gardening materials, and other items to be forgotten for the next thirty years like any other garage?

How do you get the car out? And you're right Meanie. Give me more storage and I will fill it up.
This would be cool to have though.

Is that a urinal?

Better living through old TV cartoons.

my luck it would get stuck partially open.

I'm just imagining ALL the things that could go wrong with this.

If the power goes off, is there a hand crank? And how do you talk your wife into all that work while you "supervise"?

This is just another sign that you have too much money.

Right, crossgirl (and Siouxie): it's be like those headlights stuck half open.

When I think of headlights half open I think of half bras.

OTOH, it could be of some value after a fight. Send the hubby to get something in the garage...

*click*

"Honey, I'm stuck! Honey?? HONEY????!!!"

*made ya look

What happens if the power goes out?

Like Porsches aren't obnoxious enough.

I'm gonna buy a dog and fly it to England just so I can train it to do its bidness on that little patch of grass on top of the garage door. Twice a day until it leaks down onto the Porsche.

If I had a Porsche I wouldn't hide it. Unless I was late on the payments.

This looks like a case for Inspector Flying Fox of the yard.

"Right now. What's all this?"
"Mr. Featherstonehaugh has been missing since the evening of the 16th. And his car is gone, too."
"Have you checked the garage?"
"Ah."

Blonde joke: "Would you like your porch painted?..."

Nice to see you back Allen. You come and go so quickly. On the blog that is.

cindy, it happens to the best of them. On the blog, that is.

Crazy Brits, first they drive on the wrong side of the road now they park on the wrong side of the ground.

How convenient and economical. Saves on a separate burial plot.

Cindy, Siouxie, it's a feature, not a drawback...trust me. As Groucho used to say, "Apart from the improvement, you'll never notice the difference..."

You sound just like a man Allen. Annie thinks you're up to something because you've been sweet and not dirty for the past week. Turned over a new leaf?

Cindy, if it wins points with you and Annie, I'll be anything you want... *S*

As for coming and going *ahem*, sometimes these officious so-and-so's at work expect me to actually work!! I know! Crazy, huh?

Cuddle now?

That would never sell here in sunny southern arizona. Rattlesnakes fill up any convenient spaces they find here.

Wouldn't parking like that be considered driving under the influence of something?

That would never work around here in snow, ice, slush, and variably frozen ground:
"The car is stuck again, honey; get the jackhammer and the steam hose."

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