BIG FUN IN CAIRNS THIS WEEKEND
Toad Day Out
Key Excerpt:
Organisers want residents to collect as many toads as possible on
Saturday night and take them alive to a Trinity Park collection centre
on Sunday morning...
"The toads will be weighed and measured for possible prizes," Ms Ahrens told The Cairns Post.
"The idea is that they will be disposed of humanely by refrigeration and then freezing.

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Well that's a cold attitude. Poor froggies.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2009 at 02:16 PM
I can see the movie now, "Weekend at Bernie's" starring Michigan J. Frog.
Posted by: fivver | March 25, 2009 at 02:17 PM
*Brrrrrrrrribbit*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2009 at 02:28 PM
Chill out, Sioux.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Now that's what I call giving a guest the cold shoulder!
Posted by: Plinsky | March 25, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Whomever opens that fridge later had probably ought to sniff the ice cream before eating it. If I were the toads, I'd probably leave behind a "gift" too!
Posted by: Pinky | March 25, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Well I can't think of a more enjoyable way to spend the day!
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 25, 2009 at 03:08 PM
The idea is that they will be disposed of humanely by refrigeration and then freezing.
In other news, next week the PTA will be holding a Toadcicle Sale.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 25, 2009 at 03:20 PM
"Cane Toad" WBAGNFA Palin baby.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 25, 2009 at 03:34 PM
Yeah, but who is *ever* going to use those refrigerators again?
Stone Cold Toads wbagnf something.
Posted by: Guin | March 25, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Since March 28th is "something on a stick day"'and we're going to have frozen toads.........And sticks........Guess what?
Posted by: ron | March 25, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Toad the Wet Cold Frozen Sproket
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2009 at 03:57 PM
I'll never be able to read "Wind in the Willows" again.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 25, 2009 at 04:02 PM
The way they pronounce Cairns, you might think they were talking about Cannes.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 25, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Oh, the indignity...
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Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2009 at 04:30 PM
There's stuff in my freezer that I bet could still take revenge if thawed. Take care, Cairnies.
(And where's PETA in all this?)
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2009 at 05:05 PM
Oh, I think PETA is doing just fine right where they are...
Yes indeedy...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2009 at 05:31 PM
Steve, do ya s'pose if we alerted PETA to our next sheep dog trial, they would come protest?
Posted by: pogo o'possum | March 25, 2009 at 05:44 PM
Testing...
Posted by: Snarky Comment | March 25, 2009 at 05:45 PM
Here in my part of Tampa, Cane Toads are a real problem. They are quite toxic to animals. Their toxin can damage a dogs central nervous system and their heart. My mother's dog has twice duked it out with one. The first one was big enough to fill a dinner plate. Needless to say, the vet bills were not pretty. The most effective and humane way to kill them is to freeze them.
Posted by: Dorakay | March 25, 2009 at 06:32 PM
Steve----There's nothing wrong with the PETA ad at all.
Posted by: ron | March 25, 2009 at 06:51 PM
Not to get all academic and stuff, but Dorakey nailed the issue. They're exotic to Australia, and not only are they toxic but they displace native species. Sorry, toadies.
Posted by: Steve D | March 25, 2009 at 07:02 PM
And if you checked out the video, where they show brief images of the animals, it really does seem cruel and inhumane treatment. Of course on their show they show the whole photo shoot. The funny part of the episode is when Bruce actually asks Khloe if she thinks she could stand to lose a few pounds...! Sorry Bruce, you lost me on that one...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2009 at 07:02 PM
SMACKS all blog guys that drooled over that hussy Kloe.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2009 at 07:14 PM
I didn't realize Frog legs could be served cold.
Posted by: Alfred | March 25, 2009 at 08:17 PM
"The toads will be weighed and measured for possible prizes," Ms Ahrens told The Cairns Post.
Meh--We might give them, we might not.
Seems there was a book, set in S. FL, that included a dog and a dog food eating toad. I'm having trouble remembering what it was. :)
Posted by: shellinoz | March 25, 2009 at 08:28 PM
I may not be in Cairns, but I might well be refrigerated and frozen by next week....
Next week we have the biggest release from our local resevoir since 1966... It's not just the Red river overflowing it's lots of other less well known rivers flowing over here..
Ice jammed, EB
Posted by: EB | March 25, 2009 at 08:40 PM
I hope they save the legs for Brunch!
After all...What did the one lesbian toad say to the other?
Hmmmm we do taste like frog legs.
NTTIATWWT
Posted by: Dan | March 25, 2009 at 09:29 PM
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Seems a terrible waste. Couldn't they be made into stools or something?
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | March 25, 2009 at 10:02 PM
...or trucks...
sorry I'm not keeping up. Today a parrot bit my right index finger. Hard to type. Even harder for the parrot.
Posted by: Annie O'Where-but-here | March 25, 2009 at 10:17 PM
I've been doing some smacking for you and Siouxie, Annie. Siouxie is knee deep in taxes. Hope your finger feels better soon. So when is the parrot's funeral?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2009 at 10:40 PM
He was delicious. Closed casket, under glass.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2009 at 10:42 PM
R.I.P. Polly
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2009 at 10:44 PM
May it rest in Orange Sauce.
Posted by: Alfred | March 25, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Taste like Chicken?
Posted by: Dan | March 25, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Annie or the parrot?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Siouxie! I'm surprised at you!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Squawk! Siouxie want a smackie?
I got mad at him, and he said, "Oh, sh1t." Then I had to laugh...and get a tourniquet.
Posted by: Annie O'Where-but-here | March 25, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Whut?? I meant your finger. Sheesh.
On that note...I'm off. Bedtime here in the Eastern Standard Blogging Zone.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Nite, Siouxie!
Yes, me too, soon. Gotta rest my mangled finger.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Good morning all you good night people.Ron's day is just beginning.
My cat,Charlie, has never tried parrot,but he's willing.
Coffee's on.
Posted by: ron | March 26, 2009 at 02:56 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but slowly freezing a cold-blooded animal doesn't sound particularly humane to me. Intuitively, I would think something much quicker would be the more humane way to go (assuming you can't just live and let live; since we don't have that variety of toad round these parts, I don't really know what that would entail).
Posted by: Jonadab the Unsightly One | March 26, 2009 at 06:39 AM
If I'm not mistaken, in the colder months, the cooling and freezing process happens to them naturally, anyway. And if it's gradual, it's not like dropping them into liquid nitrogen...though that could be interesting.
Cane toads kill a lot of the native frogs and other animals because they are poisonous. And they breed worse than rabbits, so population control is critical. I think the whole thing sounds like fun.
This from a girl who used to collect ordinary toads as a child.
Posted by: Myra | March 26, 2009 at 08:49 AM
Coffee, juice and doughnuts on the table.
In this great nation, I'm sure we can have honest disagreements about toad-chilling without rancor. I actually think chilling and freezing is pretty humane for an amphibian...certainly better than dropping live lobsters into the pot. (Yeah, I know lobsters are crustaceans, but they both fall into the category of critters I'd rather not have in my family room.)
And yes, Shelli, I remember that guy well;)
Posted by: Betsy | March 26, 2009 at 09:20 AM
*looks around to see if nursecindy is about*
*checks peta ad*
Wowsa!
Morning all. Glorious rain in the ATL today.
Posted by: fivver | March 26, 2009 at 09:24 AM
P.S. Annie...I looked in all the stores, but I couldn't find a 'sorry about your parrot bite' card.
But I hope you heal quickly. Judging from his comment, I think the parrot is suitably chastened.
Posted by: Betsy | March 26, 2009 at 09:25 AM
I'd like to propose that we send them ALL of our Congress Toads, and other assorted Political Toads. Not only would they win prizes (after all they are world renowned for their bloated condition) but think how much easier it would be to solve all our current problems without the politicians help.
To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, "Politicians aren't the solution, politicians are the problem."
Posted by: Davec | March 26, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Thanks, Betsy.
Posted by: Officer Meanie | March 26, 2009 at 09:26 AM
Betsy, it's not a card, but maybe this?
Posted by: fivver | March 26, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Thanks, Betsy. *snork* @ fivver!
It's hard to type - index finger is quite mangled.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2009 at 11:51 AM
In my old neighborhood, we close the rosds and have crossing guards for the critters http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/41418297.html ( I lost my linky helper cheatsheet)
Posted by: WayneHere | March 26, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Sorry-roads, not rosds
Posted by: WayneHere | March 26, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Fivver...dang. Somebody always steals my good ideas before I have them.
Posted by: Betsy | March 27, 2009 at 02:55 PM