TRAFFIC UPDATE
Monster pig terrifies Hessian motorists
(Thanks to DavCat)
Wait a minute: Weren't the Hessians the ones who fought against George Washington? If so, the hell with them.
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February 25, 2009
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It is really only a normal-sized pig, it just that every vehicle was bought from Hess at Christmas.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 25, 2009 at 03:46 PM
Why did the Hessians not cross the road?
Because they were chicken.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Time for a barbeque!!!!!
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Dave, if it weren't for the Hessians and their love of beer, Washington crossing of the Delaware wouldn't have gone nearly as well, and the Republic might be dead.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 25, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Porky's III, A Night With The Hessians.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2009 at 03:50 PM
Yes, Texgal, we Southerners know what to do with a monster pig--build a bigger fire!
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 25, 2009 at 03:56 PM
♪♫♫♪
Monster Pig, Monster Pig
Does whatever a Monster Pig does
Can he block all the cars?
Yes he can. He's a pig.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 25, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Moi will move when moi is good and ready.
Posted by: Sassy Sow | February 25, 2009 at 03:59 PM
Allen, so do we Cubans. Piggy roast!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Wussians. It's a pig!
Run away, run away it's a pig.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 25, 2009 at 04:04 PM
That's some pig.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2009 at 04:06 PM
Siouxie, Cuban-Floridian counts as Southern to us! I'll bring the sauce...
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 25, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Monster pig...reminds me of a night in Crossett, Ark. A lot of alcohol was involved.
Posted by: billinbossier | February 25, 2009 at 04:21 PM
WTFBBQ? I was just going to market.
Posted by: This Little Piggy | February 25, 2009 at 04:36 PM
We're gonna need a bigger
boatgrill.Posted by: wiredog | February 25, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Some pigs are more equal than others.
Posted by: Guin | February 25, 2009 at 05:55 PM
This is obviously the little piggy that went to market.
Posted by: ron | February 25, 2009 at 06:15 PM
Traffic Ham?
Posted by: marfie | February 25, 2009 at 07:34 PM
If you can't get through, all you can do is pull over and put the car in pork.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 25, 2009 at 07:37 PM
I like the dubbed videos where everybody's screaming in German but all you hear is "Hogzilla! Hogzilla!"
Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2009 at 08:11 PM
I lived in Hesse for 8 years, and I gotta tell ya - the drivers there would have just run it over or gone around it. I guess they turned into roadwimps once I left.
They wouldn't bar-b-q it. They thought us Americans were weird because we ate ribs, hamburgers, and hotdogs. Ok, maybe I can understand the hotdogs.
Posted by: azred | February 25, 2009 at 08:26 PM