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There must be a catch somewhere. Love hurts.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 26, 2009 at 07:52 AM
She'd better stay away from magnetized crocodiles.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2009 at 08:11 AM
I refuse to contemplate the 1500 internal piercings.
Posted by: ron | February 26, 2009 at 08:12 AM
such symmetry
Posted by: joyce | February 26, 2009 at 08:58 AM
Mebbe she could get married if the pre-nup included mineral rights?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 26, 2009 at 09:14 AM
WAZZZZZZZUP!!!!
Also...eeek!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2009 at 09:21 AM
1500 internal piercing? She might as well give up on flying. I would hate to be the TSA agent when she does fly.
Posted by: Dan | February 26, 2009 at 09:21 AM
Melt down all the jewelry, it might add up to a decent dowry. Probably not enough, though.
Posted by: padraig | February 26, 2009 at 09:58 AM
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DUUUUUUUDES!!! TONGUE STUDS!!!!!
You know what that means, right?
Rust.
Catch-up on Edmund Burke. You know, Edmund BURKE!
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | February 26, 2009 at 10:10 AM
It's Elaine, the Amazing Human Tackle Box!
Posted by: Wes S. | February 26, 2009 at 10:53 AM
This is a guy's dream girl. Instead of jewelry stores, he can go to Ace Hardware for all his gift needs.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 26, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Goo-ood grief. Eye bleach...
Posted by: Whiteschnauzer | February 26, 2009 at 12:38 PM
Things did not work out between us. The channel would change when she walked into a room, she'd sneeze and the garage door would open, and the magnets in my Ipod ear buds would pop out and stick to hear nose.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 26, 2009 at 12:46 PM
What do you get the girl who has every tin thing?
Earplugs. She must make quite a clatter when she moves. And I'm not even thinking about those internal piercings. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2009 at 12:50 PM
I heard about this yesterday and as much as I hate to say it....she's also a nurse. How would you like to wake up in a hospital room about 3 am and see this staring down at you with a needle in her hand? I'm thinking that even if I had every bone in my body in many different pieces I would find a way to run, crawl, or roll out of the building. And fyi, most of her piercings (500) are on the inside and outside of her private area. I'm betting she stays on antibiotics.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2009 at 02:21 PM
um, ewwww. fooey. feh. shudder.
Posted by: queensbee | February 26, 2009 at 02:38 PM
Bend that over backwards and give it a smooch, Richard Gere.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 26, 2009 at 03:13 PM
Ladies, ladies. When men say they like piercing, they mean men piercing women (with some variations) temporarily using firm but non-metallic objects. Not what appears to be the result of an accident in an ironmonger's shop involving a powerful electromagnet.
Posted by: boo | February 26, 2009 at 05:31 PM
Those eyes, so piercing.... so a "lure" ing.....
This one will NEVER get under the radar.
Posted by: Egbert Souse' | February 27, 2009 at 02:27 AM