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February 27, 2009

IT DOES NOT GET MUCH WORSE

A radioactive pedophile.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Do he have a glow-in-the-dark penis? That would certainly help police catch the perv.

He was trying for x-ray vision, the perv!

I thought Radioactive Pedophile was a comic-book villain...

(the police...)

tom leopold, a tutor
like to look at kiddie p0rn
saw pics on his computer
from midnight to early morn

but justice ,not human
zapped him in his thyroid gland
and we hope that he'll illumin-
ate the back of a police van!

don't stand
don't stand so
don't stand so close to him!

Um...Does he have, I meant.

*gets more coffee*

That he do Siouxie,that he do.

Wasn't it John Ritter that was in the movie with the glow in the dark condoms?

Hey little girl, wanna play with my geiger counter?

Yes it was, ron! Funny as heck movie!

"Much" worse, Dave?

If you have something actually worse than a radioactive pedophile, please let us know. Because that's gotta be pretty close to the top of my list of despicable people...and I'd be hard pressed to find something to top that.

So that "radioactive card" is like a get-out-of-jail free card. Who's going to try and handcuff you?

Oh dirty boy, the cops, the cops are calling
From England flee, and down the mountain side
Your half-life's gone, and to the British you are lying
'Tis you, 'tis you must glow and try to hide.
But come ye back when thyroid's got you sallow
Or when you're sick and green with glow
'Tis I'll be here just waiting in the shadow
Oh dirty boy, oh dirty boy, I'll tase you so.

BRAVO, Annie!!

I think I saw this episode of "Crime Story"...

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