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February 28, 2009

BOTH THE WOMAN AND THE BABY WILL RECEIVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

KETTERING — A Harrison Twp. woman faces child endangering charges after police said she admitted to breastfeeding her child and talking on a cell phone while driving, according to Kettering Police Officer Michael Burke.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Chuck Cody)

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Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

WOW!

I have breastfed whilst inside a moving car, but I was NOT driving. This woman can definitely multitask.

How on earth did she manage to breast feed a baby, talk on the cell phone, pull the car over, and roll the window down for the policeman whom I sure was standing there with his mouth open? I would have loved to have heard the conversation in the police station later that day.

Isn't this considered a well-paying circus act in China?

What we weren't told is that with her free hand she was cooking breakfast for the three she had previously let out.

The kid was breastfeeding AND steering. They can learn to do this and breastfeed when they're about 4 years old.

Yes, I just grossed myself out a bit.

I've seen moms dropping off kids at school while yapping on a cell phone. No handsfree, just on the phone, which is illegal here. In a school zone, with little kids running around, it should be a felony. LOTS of near misses, yet these moms continue to do it. And they flip you off if you mention it. (Never seen a dad do it.)

first Joe the Plumber and now this. i remember when oHIo got PR for Presidents(well, not actually in my lifetime) and astronauts (John Glenn, Neil Armstrong, and maybe more) of course i didn't technically live in oHIo then. but my point is ...


um, well, anybody need a beer while i'm up?

all hail the amazing powers of moms!!


Mother, Juggs and Speed??

She was on her way to the Slurp and Burp, I hear.

I was just in Moraine, OH for a few weeks, and even if this woman was in front of me I wouldn't have noticed. I'm sure that even while multitasking she drives much better that the morons down here in SoFla.

*sends off honorary FL Driver's License*

She was driving a Formula 1 car.

Defensive Driving Florida offers Florida online defensive driving courses.

OH for a few weeks, and even if this woman was in front of me I wouldn't have noticed. I'm sure that even while multitasking she drives much better that the morons.

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