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How much will it cost to breathe?
Posted by: Pannus | February 27, 2009 at 07:40 AM
To undo the seat belts, simply insert $1.00, lift up the tab on the buckle......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 27, 2009 at 07:46 AM
Do you have to pay to flush?
Posted by: Pannus | February 27, 2009 at 07:47 AM
pannus, breathing is free exept for in the event of an emergency where you may need the little oxygen mask. they could make a fortune off personal floatation devices/seats too.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 27, 2009 at 07:49 AM
"spend a pound to spend a penny"
Gotta love those British euphemisms.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 27, 2009 at 07:58 AM
Next up: a tip jar by the exit.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 27, 2009 at 08:03 AM
does it cost to fart?
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 27, 2009 at 08:08 AM
One airline is giving away free sodas.Is this the same one?
Posted by: ron | February 27, 2009 at 08:08 AM
I suspected that their "All You Can Drink" beer runs might have some ulterior motive.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 27, 2009 at 08:09 AM
Lavatory paper can be purchased by the centimeter.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 27, 2009 at 08:20 AM
"We're all about finding ways of raising discretionary revenue so we can keep lowering the cost of air travel."
I'm glad they cleared that up, because I had been wondering what they were all about. Silly me, I hadn't realized that "all systems are go" feelings were "discretionary". I'll make a note of that.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 27, 2009 at 08:28 AM
seriously? a pound is a LOT of money to use the bathroom. most pay toilets over there are 20p; a pound is like $1.50. someone better hold the door open for me when they come out.
Posted by: judi | February 27, 2009 at 08:49 AM
How about turnstiles to use the jetway?
Posted by: Braniff | February 27, 2009 at 08:58 AM
Bring exact change.
Posted by: RobBert | February 27, 2009 at 09:08 AM
How 'bout charging each passenger a "landing" fee?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2009 at 09:15 AM
This is a clear case of the management not thinking this through. Do they REALLY want the passengers to come up with their own creative ways to save money on this particular issue? I think the flight attendants might want to speak up here, as the ones who have to clean the plane after the passengers disembark.
Posted by: SharonCville | February 27, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Well, the "journalist" or the "manager" took the "spend a pound to spend a penny" line frum me ... so ... I'm stuck with the "spend a pound to drop one" allegory ... dang ... I hate it when that happens ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2009 at 10:28 AM
"Save your pennies for a rainy day" and then . . nobody'll notice if you spend 'em.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 27, 2009 at 03:29 PM
I thought they were charging BY the pound.
Ew. Never mind.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 27, 2009 at 06:46 PM