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January 29, 2009

WE SEE NO RESEMBLANCE WHATSOEVER, ESPECIALLY NOT THE HAIR

Dear Mr. Barry,

I have determined through the careful study of photographs, that Gov. Rod Blagojevich is actually you in disguise.

-- mrblooz

Blag1

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Does Dave let Judi carry his "football" (hair brush) like Gov. Blago's aide does?

Clearly the hair is parted the wrong way.

why yes, they both do have hair.

Nah, when Dave says ridiculous crap it's intentional. I think.

Blago

The Blog

.... ?

Does this explain why other states were represented in the inaugural parade by world-class marching bands and decorated war veterans but Illinois was represented by a bunch of guys in purple ponchos doing the "cross and toss" maneuver with old lawnmowers?

They both have hair on their heads, but Dave has WAY better legs.

OK, circumstantial, but ..... makes you wonder:

One....

Two....

50% Dave, 50% Stephen King.

Which would of course be 100%...um, er...awesome.

Yes, awesome is certainly a word.

I thot Mayor Daley* wuz the Governor of Illinois ...

(*Richard J. ... not Richard M. ...)

Hmmmmmmm ... those Irish names confuse me ... Daley, Daley, O'Blagojevich ...

DAve, what did you do to Mrblooz? He seems a bit passive aggressively angry!

^5s lurker - my thoughts EXACTLY. He looks so much like King sans beard!

Dave your ego's going to have to mutate (mutilate)a lot to make the hair work.

Mentioning His Daveness in the same sentence with my soon-to-depart governor is a crime against nature.
(I just finished watching Blago's 'closing argument', which consisted almost entirely of eloquently defending himself against minor controversies about how he accomplished his Many Good Deeds for Seniors and Babies, and totally ignoring the audiotapes which were the cornerstone of the prosecution. Looking forward to the rebuttal in a few minutes. Chicago...where the fun never stops!)

mrblooz
needs concrete shoooz...

Dave and Blago were invited to the Inauguration. Dave showed up, Blago did not.

Has anyone seen the two of them together??

Also, I question whether the picture to the left is REALLY Dave. For one thing, no blue shirt.

Moon - it's navy blue. My brother had the same shirt back in the '70s.

This is easily settled. We know where Blago was between approximately 10 and 11 a.m. CST (Central Sucking Thighwound?) today. Now all we need to know is where Dave was. No, "posting on the blog" doesn't cut the mustard.

And come to think of it, "The Blog" and "Blago"? Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.

Oh, God, I see that Meanie had already done "The Blog" vs. "Blago" thing. I hadn't noticed, possibly because a 1.75-liter bottle of vodka was obscuring my view of the monitor. In any case I wish that this person, although obviously one of the most intelligent beings in the universe, would stop anticipating my posts.

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