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They practice by running through their scales.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 14, 2009 at 07:25 AM
They have Volvos in Texas? Huh.
Posted by: Mr Death | January 14, 2009 at 07:33 AM
I like this carp.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 14, 2009 at 07:47 AM
Key quote: "Those are a little bit subtle for a big crowd."
Somehow "subtle" is not the first word that comes to mind.
Can you imagine how much work went into this
worthless piece of junkincredibly cool car?Only a guy, right Siouxie?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 14, 2009 at 07:52 AM
houston. that explains it. i bet he's a favorite at the art car parade.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 14, 2009 at 08:09 AM
*Tries mightily not to admire this ultraweird endeavor*
*Fails utterly*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 14, 2009 at 08:14 AM
I believe he is driving over the limit.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 14, 2009 at 08:20 AM
Siouxie, I believe he's single. Since you asked. Plus your Sushi would love this car.
Love how he put all that work into the car, yet stills leaves
carpcrap on the dashboard.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 14, 2009 at 08:23 AM
Why did he not include the song,
"At the Copa, Copa Cabana,
The hottest spot north of Havana.
At the Copa, Copa Cabannnnnaaaa,
Music and madness . . ."?
Posted by: Dr. Doug | January 14, 2009 at 08:38 AM
I should probably not admit this, but I love that car. Their version of "Rawhide" was excellent.
Posted by: Ceejaytee | January 14, 2009 at 09:12 AM
Wow.
Just wow.
Annie, and here I thought there was more than one
geekfish in the sea.Just wow.
(Yes, Jeff. A woman would not
waste timedo that.)Posted by: Siouxie | January 14, 2009 at 09:19 AM
@Martini Shark:
coffee mist all over my laptop now
Posted by: PM | January 14, 2009 at 09:22 AM
Dr. Doug - you mean:
At the Carpa, Carpacabana,
The oddest spot north of Texarkana...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 14, 2009 at 09:28 AM
"If this car is rockin'
It's the bagels and lochen."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 14, 2009 at 09:31 AM
*snork* @ Annie!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 14, 2009 at 09:37 AM
(Yes, Jeff. A woman would not waste time do that.)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 14, 2009 at 09:19 AM
right!!
*puts down hammer and bondo. eases away from car*
Posted by: crossgirl | January 14, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Do they take requests? Maybe some Hot Tuna ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 14, 2009 at 09:46 AM
Finally, a good use of technology. Although now I have that ^%*^$*$ song "Hooked on a Feeling" stuck in my head.
Posted by: Braniff | January 14, 2009 at 09:58 AM
cg, you're exempt. You're an artiste
Posted by: Siouxie | January 14, 2009 at 09:59 AM
That's probably the only fish he gets to interact with.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 14, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Excuse me, does this song make my car smell fishey?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Sashimi Tabernacle Choir: WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Semper Fidelis | January 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Holy Mackerel.
Posted by: mary | January 14, 2009 at 12:32 PM
If he's taking requests, how about something by Country Joe and the ....
Oh, never mind.
Posted by: Tom | January 14, 2009 at 12:43 PM
It just shows what can happen when you have a sense of porpoise.
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 02:43 PM
AND put your heart and sole into your work.
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 02:43 PM
I bet his favorite movie is Toro! Toro! Toro!
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 02:47 PM
Do you think the choir ever gets out of tuna?
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Hey! I simul'd with myself! *waits for keyboard to stop smoking*
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 02:49 PM
Salmon call a doctor, marfie's having a seashore!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 14, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Oh, my Cod! What's it all - a boat, Marfie?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 14, 2009 at 03:44 PM
He is a grad from the University of Alabama but misunderstood the students at the football games. They do not shout "Low Tide".
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 14, 2009 at 04:14 PM
*schnorks* @ marfie, Annie and Meanie.
Posted by: Siouxshi | January 14, 2009 at 04:32 PM
I've been asking myself that question for years Annie, but the answer keeps Eel-uding me.
*cues Orca-stra for background music*
Posted by: marfie | January 14, 2009 at 09:57 PM