TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AUSTRALIAN WAY
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January 26, 2009
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Key Quote: If it wasn't so disgusting it would almost be laughable
Well, since it has officially been DaveBlogged™, then this has gone beyond 'almost laughable' to 'utterly snark-worthy.'
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 26, 2009 at 03:35 PM
Australia is such a nanny society you have to fill out a form in triplicate before taking a dump, so the government can determine whether it's safe for you to do so.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 26, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Ummmmmm.... okay.......
Posted by: Doug | January 26, 2009 at 03:41 PM
wonders if bidet ownership is criminal.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 26, 2009 at 03:47 PM
So...you can't use water down under??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Siouxie,---Only half right.You can't use water down under,down under.
Posted by: ron | January 26, 2009 at 03:58 PM
They just didn't want anything untoward to happen.
Posted by: Cat R | January 26, 2009 at 04:04 PM
because it flows countercockwise.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Annie, only if you pull the plug out gently
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 26, 2009 at 04:14 PM
*because my eyesight ain't what it used to be, belated had-to-read-it-twice SNORK at Annie*
Posted by: Cat R | January 26, 2009 at 04:14 PM
he should patent his portable bidet device.
Posted by: Braniff | January 26, 2009 at 04:30 PM
LMAO Annie. I, too, missed that at first glance. Mustabeen a shrimp on the barbie.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2009 at 04:47 PM
Actually, they jailed him because every time he came out of the bathroom he did the "a-bidet a-bidet a-bidet That's All Folks!" joke.
Gets on your nerves after a while.
Posted by: padraig | January 26, 2009 at 04:58 PM
Eew.
That is all.
And as I stated on a previous thread -
"WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE!!!
There, now that is all.
Posted by: Punkin | January 26, 2009 at 05:05 PM
The solution to pollution is dilution.
(the same works for the undercarriage, I believe)
Posted by: pannus | January 26, 2009 at 05:08 PM
I can only imagine what they'd think of my sandpaper.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 26, 2009 at 05:12 PM
Ruff!
*passes Clankazoid a Sears and Roebuck catalog*
Posted by: Cat R | January 26, 2009 at 05:20 PM
So what does he do with the water bottle after he wipes his @$$ with it?
Posted by: BoscoH | January 26, 2009 at 05:23 PM
Clankazoid has bloody 'roids?
(Sorry)
Posted by: Punkin | January 26, 2009 at 05:25 PM
Punkin: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Posted by: Diva | January 26, 2009 at 05:29 PM
Diva - Thanks! *bows*
Posted by: Punkin | January 26, 2009 at 05:54 PM
Please don't squeeze the water bottle?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 26, 2009 at 06:55 PM
Reminds me of an old saying (adapted here): "You can pick your @@ss, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's @@ss".
Posted by: Mark S. | January 26, 2009 at 07:13 PM
So, he wants squatter's rights?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2009 at 07:18 PM
After all this, I still don't know exactly how the bottle or it's contents was/were employed/deployed.
And frankly, my dear...
Posted by: pogo | January 26, 2009 at 07:20 PM
I've known a few Aussie a$$holes, and none of them could be accused of being clean.
Posted by: Marine6 | January 26, 2009 at 07:42 PM
Jack Bauer would never do that.
*tick, tick, tick...*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2009 at 08:53 PM
Annie, Jack Bauer does not poop.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2009 at 08:58 PM
That would explain many of his facial expressions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2009 at 11:02 PM
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Wow, what a great place to work! The boss follows you into the toilet and offers to wipe you! Put another shrimp on the barbie for me, matey!
Wait, the boss is a hot kinky chick, right? Right?
Of interest to bloggers: NY Times settles with GateHouse Media. Now linking may be illegal. Or not. It's "negotiable."
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | January 27, 2009 at 06:38 AM
Sacked?
Posted by: John Henderson | January 27, 2009 at 12:59 PM
As the Beastie Boys would sing:
You've gotta fight...(*dooh, dooh*) for your right...(*dooh, dooh, dooh, dooh, dooh*) to POTTY!
Posted by: Shucks~Howdy | January 27, 2009 at 07:12 PM