THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using vegetables.
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie, catmanmax and Siouxie)
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January 23, 2009
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We are concerned.
Posted by: Authorites | January 23, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Yeah, and it's not like the Vegans will warn you about THIS part when they're recruitin' ya...
Posted by: padraig | January 23, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I always thought those potatos had shifty eyes.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Which is why I don't eat them.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 10:07 AM
wait a minute...is 'knobbling yourself' a bad thing?
Posted by: insomniac | January 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM
...compromising vegetable-related injuries? I have no idea what they are talking about.
Gotta love the article linked to in this one
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 23, 2009 at 10:15 AM
insom, as long as it doesn't involve a goat...it's ok.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 10:16 AM
What does knobbling mean? I don't remember that from nursing school. Also I never had any vegetable related injuries in the er. A few questionable 'accidents' with mini maglites but that's a different story.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 23, 2009 at 10:25 AM
What is it with all the flying bosoms around here lately? NTTAWWT...
(though judi is probably mortified...)
Posted by: Steve Haller | January 23, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Well, Steve, I'm sure all the guys here are
inflatedelated.Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 11:05 AM
I guess doctors are not being more specific to some people when they say "get more vegetables".
Posted by: Authorites | January 23, 2009 at 11:21 AM
My father once went to the ER with a vegetable related injury. He was chopping an onion for soup and his finger got in the way.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 23, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Richard Gere is a vegetarian?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 23, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Veggie Tails?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2009 at 11:35 AM
...and the soccer player's wife is extremely hot! Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 23, 2009 at 11:37 AM
BAD Meanie! No doughnut! (but *SNORK* anyway) :D
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 11:56 AM
This is exactly why you should eat vegetables. So they can never hurt anyone ever again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 12:05 PM
"had sex with her in the middle of the pitch"
Gee, in the U.S. the pitchers tug their caps, spit, check all the bases (with or without runners) five or six times, shake off 10 or 12 signals from the catcher, adjust their uniforms, dust their hands, wipe the sweat from their brows on their sleeves, and stare menacingly at everyone on the field and in the dug-outs, but I don't recall that particular interruption.
Posted by: Betsy | January 23, 2009 at 12:10 PM
One group knobbed themselves with a sex aid and 41 people had a close encounter with a goat.I can't find anything in the article to distinguish between the two groups.
Posted by: ron | January 23, 2009 at 12:48 PM
judi, HELP!
Tried to post a link and got This blog does not allow HTML comments.
Since when?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Jeff, you've been banned ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 01:46 PM
*sits in 'banned' corner*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2009 at 01:48 PM
Fascism reaches Typepoop. What with their new format and making us refresh 20 times to view previous posts, it's worse than ever.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 01:51 PM
Goats usually let themselves out afterward. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 01:53 PM
80% of accidents occur in and around the home, which just proves that if you want to live to a ripe old age, get out more.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 23, 2009 at 02:09 PM
"knobbled themselves?"
I think I just found a new favorite euphemism.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | January 23, 2009 at 02:10 PM
Wonder what would happen if you were feeding vegatables to your goat while knobbling yourself? Bet that would hurt.
Posted by: oldfatguy | January 23, 2009 at 02:12 PM
"Knobbled Euphemism" WBAGNFA drink.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 02:13 PM
If you tell someone to go knobble him/herself, is that an anatomical impossibility?
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Jeff!! You're right! Oh, man, that totally sucks. :(
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 02:35 PM
But you can still post the text of a link, can't you?
http://www.amazon.com/Original-Knobble-Deep-Muscle-Therapy-Massage/dp/B000BWY9XG
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 02:36 PM
Oh, weird. It even linked it for me!
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 02:36 PM
If you tell someone to go knobble him/herself, is that an anatomical impossibility?
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 02:31 PM
If they're British - yes. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 02:42 PM
...does NOT want to know what "knobbled" means.
Posted by: Guin | January 23, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Testing the HTML issue. Will this make it through as a link? http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 23, 2009 at 02:47 PM
That's right Annie. It's that stiff upper lip. Always gets in the way ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Ah, Diva beat me to it. The new posting software autodetects and converts URLs into links, from the looks of it.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 23, 2009 at 02:49 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knobbled
knobbled
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Horseradish root always appears rather menacing..
Posted by: Sean | January 23, 2009 at 02:52 PM
this is just a test - don't click on this link-
http://www.memorabilia4u.com/data/items/614e90b4e07a395628c39bae1c5390b7-orig.jpg
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 02:59 PM
http://www.peterborough.gov.uk/images/educ-pscb-saferparenting-smacking.jpg
For Annie.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 03:02 PM
http://snorkmusical.com/snork%20logo.jpg
For Siouxie.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2009 at 03:22 PM
*Tosses out cheatsheets*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2009 at 03:39 PM
I'm testing a bunch™
ofcode.®Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Well, I had bold, ital, strike, and the trademark and register symbols in that last post. None of it took. :( :(
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 04:15 PM
*raises hand*
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/horshack.jpg
Meanie's been cheating!
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/03/blue_meanie.jpg
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 04:19 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Diva | January 23, 2009 at 04:25 PM
*wonders if vegetables also hobnob*
Posted by: texgal | January 23, 2009 at 04:56 PM
This is why I don't eat salads. Mixing these things together is just asking for trouble.
Posted by: cowhand214 | January 23, 2009 at 06:09 PM
Hmmph. Can't fool it by HTML-escaping the angle brackets. It's apparently not using phpBB code which would let us use square brackets. Judi, please tell the bit-wranglers that this is not progress...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 23, 2009 at 07:03 PM
Apparently, we need vegetable sex education training in schools!
Posted by: Moon | January 23, 2009 at 09:16 PM