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Vely rucky!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 06, 2009 at 05:19 PM
Until his wife sees that. Hee hee hee....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 05:23 PM
I wonder if he uses the injectible bone...
Sorry...
Posted by: Joshua | January 06, 2009 at 05:39 PM
And of course the banner ad on the right hand side of the page was for Bangkok Dangerous with Nick Cage - "Now on Blu-Bal DVD" ... not that I was lookin' at the ad mind you.
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 06, 2009 at 05:44 PM
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Posted by: antonsed | January 06, 2009 at 05:48 PM
Spam-a-not
Could they have at least gotten some attractive HUNK to slide over those poor girls??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 05:53 PM
I LOVE to play Slip-N-Slide with dozens of Asian gals. However, a half-hour later, I'm horny again.
Posted by: CJrun | January 06, 2009 at 06:11 PM
*lends crossgirl some matches*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 06:49 PM
Dave!! judi! The bot's eating all the posts!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 06:53 PM
Looks like fun, but I would have had to do that on my back, IYKWIM.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 06, 2009 at 07:01 PM
wunder boner problem?Why's that, Sharkie??Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 07:05 PM
Because his nose would get stuck.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 07:21 PM
Oh yeah. His nose. I knew dat.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 07:25 PM
Funny thing is that when I get oiled up on top of bikini gals I end up getting stuck instead.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 06, 2009 at 07:41 PM
He's got a lot of balls slippin' it to the girls. Man, they know how to make a game show.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 06, 2009 at 07:51 PM
I was all on board with this video until the cameraman felt the need to zoom in on pasty-middle-age-Asian-dude's wedding tackle. How did that seem like a good idea?
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 06, 2009 at 07:52 PM
Some guy that I do not know who he is Tweeted that on Twitter today! That was probably the best day of his life right up until he had to put the frozen balls on his balls.
Posted by: Angry Rectal Examiner | January 06, 2009 at 08:11 PM
Hey, Angry Rectal Examiner, you stole mah post!
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 06, 2009 at 08:12 PM
You're lucky that's all he stole, M'ville.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 08:17 PM
私はこのゲームショーに乗るためにどこで参加登録しますか？
Posted by: Anthony | January 06, 2009 at 08:34 PM
I'll have the #2 with
flied licefried rice and some shrimp eggrolls, please.Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 08:44 PM
Anthony's comment, translated from Japanese (I think):
"Do i in order to ride this game show participate register somewhere?"
Posted by: Cat R | January 06, 2009 at 09:01 PM
I must have the wrong version of Babel Fish, Cat.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 09:04 PM
I coudn't get it on Babel Fish. I used wordlingo.com.
Posted by: Cat R | January 06, 2009 at 09:25 PM
I translated Anthony's comment using 'Rednek Reader.' He wrote:
"Hot dang! I'm next!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 09:45 PM
or.."Hold mah beer n watch this!"
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 09:56 PM
I ran that through the Chinese-takeout-translator and got, "I'll have the #69, please."
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 06, 2009 at 09:57 PM
I also noticed the ad for the film Bangkok Dangerous. I guess it would be, if you landed wrong.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 06, 2009 at 09:58 PM
heh! PB said bang ...and kok
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Penile Kneivel.
Posted by: SW | January 06, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Ah, the video's been removed. I'm guessing this is it, though? ^__^
Posted by: Jun | January 06, 2009 at 10:59 PM
What's the name of this show anyway?
To Tell The Hooch
Beat The C*ck
Wheel Of Premature Fortune
Posted by: SW | January 06, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Japordy?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Lol, sxi, how'd I miss that one?
(Probably my fear of being politically incorrect.)
I'll take "Oiled-up Orientals" for $400, Alex.
Posted by: SW | January 06, 2009 at 11:32 PM
So, ummm, is this part of the post-war Westernization of Japan?
*blushes with pride*
Posted by: Betsy | January 07, 2009 at 12:38 AM
.
That's not a Japanese game show. That's how they commute to work every morning.
And THAT'S why they make a better car!
Not speaking of which, a ho's homecoming.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | January 07, 2009 at 08:01 AM
there is another version of that great clip here
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/hot-j-babes-covered-in-lotion-on-late-night-tv-game-show/
Posted by: manny | February 03, 2009 at 12:17 AM