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Well ... to look on the bright side ... that's better than an AK-47 ... merely observin' ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | January 05, 2009 at 02:59 PM
I'm not signin' for that...
Posted by: oldmanatee | January 05, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Return to sender
Posted by: Siouxie | January 05, 2009 at 03:05 PM
What's the difference? The USPS usually puts a lot of s**t in my box I don't axe for.
Posted by: DisGRUNTled Postal Reciever | January 05, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Just another Express Male package.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 05, 2009 at 03:18 PM
Does that trump a royal flush?
Posted by: Erb's Point | January 05, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Did he wrap it with crapping paper?
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 05, 2009 at 03:20 PM
OK, so I broke into the building, did a little smash-n-grab, then I felt the call of nature. I was thinkin', "Lessee, toilet or mail chhute... I might leave finger prints in the bathroom, better use the ol'poop chute." The rest is national news.
Posted by: Robert Davis | January 05, 2009 at 03:20 PM
Items placed in the mail chute with improper postage will be returned to sender.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 05, 2009 at 03:28 PM
That would be what, twenty-seventh class mail?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 05, 2009 at 03:30 PM
What can brown do for you?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 05, 2009 at 03:30 PM
KYPost? Ouch!
Posted by: CJrun | January 05, 2009 at 03:34 PM
What can brown do for you?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 05, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Huh. Cougars in your front yard (as in the previous item) or poop in your mailbox.
What a choice.
I might have to think about that one...
Posted by: Wes S. | January 05, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Hmmmm. Must have been a two-flusher.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 05, 2009 at 03:43 PM
What can brown do for you?
snork!
Posted by: Cat R | January 05, 2009 at 03:48 PM
In Vegas, it's poop on your doorstep. Geuss that beats the mail chute, unless it lands on your PCH literature.
EB
Posted by: EB | January 05, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Unlike a low-flo, the male chute never needs plunging.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 05, 2009 at 04:19 PM
We're gonna need a bigger envelope.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 05, 2009 at 04:25 PM
54? whoa - that dude is my age. i haven't done anything like that in months.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 05, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Picking up the mail is a sh###y job,but someone has to do it.
Posted by: ron | January 05, 2009 at 04:30 PM
Happy New Year!
Maybe they had those flushers like at IKEA--up for number one, down for number two, and he couldn't read. We were there last night and I was very confused, being a bear of very little brain.
Posted by: Hanna | January 05, 2009 at 05:38 PM
*SNORK* and *SNORK* @ BJJB!
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "going" postal....
Posted by: Diva | January 05, 2009 at 05:44 PM
"Take this job and flush it, I ain't workin' here no more..."
...And O the U is right: that reaction beats resorting to an AK-47. Although at a gun show some years ago I did come across a sporterized Kalashnikov for sale that had been painted up, as a joke, as a "US Postal Service Commemorative Edition..."
It had a little Postal Service medallion inset into the stock and everything.
No buyers that I saw, but it did bring a lot of laughs...
Posted by: Wes S. | January 05, 2009 at 05:51 PM
Crap in the mail,
Send you to jail.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 05, 2009 at 08:42 PM
Oh chute!
Posted by: Lurking Lady | January 05, 2009 at 08:57 PM
And I thought my job made me put up with a lot of crap!
Posted by: Alex | January 05, 2009 at 09:13 PM
"It was a real sh!t hole."
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 05, 2009 at 10:27 PM