SPEAKING OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN SPACE
(Thanks to RussellMc, who says, "I'll never have to leave the couch.")
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"Tobor ! You left the lid up again !"
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 09, 2009 at 07:35 AM
so the loo goes up your butt, the urinal straps to your back. can't wait to see the spittoon.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 09, 2009 at 07:40 AM
wait till the superbowl................
Posted by: queensbee | January 09, 2009 at 07:45 AM
Honey, does this portable space toilet make my ass look big?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 07:47 AM
No comment.
Posted by: The Police | January 09, 2009 at 07:57 AM
Just so long as they don't catch fire.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 09, 2009 at 08:02 AM
The police have nothing to comment on.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 08:13 AM
The guy who designed this said it sucks.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 09, 2009 at 08:44 AM
Now I can drive across the country to stalk my astronaut girlfriend, the cheating hussy!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 09, 2009 at 08:52 AM
...but I don't really want anything with a copper wire and electrical current anywhere near my groinal area.
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 09, 2009 at 08:53 AM
What's with the Asians and this toilet fixation? Why can't they just be retentive, like the rest of us?
Posted by: pogo | January 09, 2009 at 09:04 AM
GLITCH THREATENS SPACE MISSION
"Plumber" Joe Rockets to Rescue;
Venus Claim Kyoto Violation
Posted by: Betsy | January 09, 2009 at 09:11 AM
Personal Plumbing Garments will eventualy offer a solution to a variety of urgent travel dilemmas but to airport security they will still be indistinguishable from suicide bomber attire.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 09, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Is it lo-suck?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 09:16 AM
*crosses NASA loo-nar mission off to-doo-doo list*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 09:27 AM
Does it leave rings around Uranus?
Posted by: SW | January 09, 2009 at 09:34 AM
Does it come in pink?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 09:36 AM
"In 2010, JAXA will announce the upgraded 'Gojira! Go! Go!' model which takes care of all bodily functions plus guarantees a Happy Ending every time."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 09, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Siouxie, your 9:16 comment raises an interesting point, though it may not be the one you meant.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2009 at 09:50 AM
... though I should probably not assume ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Meanie, you should know that I only meant it in the most innocent way.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Not that I was wondering about other uses for that or anything.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Am I the only one who remembers seeing Spaced Toilet open for The Cure back in '78?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 09, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Yes, Chris, you are the only one who remembers that.
And not just today, either.
Posted by: wiredog | January 09, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Ground Control to Major Tom,
Take your protein pill & put your Electric Space Diaper on,
Ground Control to Major Tom...
(In a few years, the idea of David Bowie singing about diapers might be appropriate, anyway).
Posted by: lurker | January 09, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Have you read Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher? She tells of not being allowed to wear a bra during the filming of Star Wars because George Lucas had this whole convoluted explanation about gravity and boobs. I wonder what he would have thought about this?
(This is Diane, wife of your wife's high school friend, Hurley)
Posted by: Di | January 09, 2009 at 11:11 AM
.... sez that when it gets wet, a sound will be heard ...
mud' ... ? Wuz that the space toilet? Or y'all?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 09, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Russell, in order for guys to NOT leave the couch, you'd need one of these.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 11:17 AM
In space, no one can hear you flush.
Posted by: marfie | January 09, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Just another excuse not to put the seat down.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 11:30 AM
*wonders where to put the plunger*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 09, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Next to the hairspray, Kibby.
Posted by: marfie | January 09, 2009 at 11:50 AM
...and the banana.
*^5's marfie*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 12:12 PM
...and the coke.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 12:15 PM
OT
Siouxie, re the hyperlink info (I thought you'd be more likely to look here),
Thank you.
When I click on your name I am directed to what appears to be an empty TypePad page. TypePad has defeated me so I am not logged on. If you click on my name you might be able to get my email. Thank you very much. Sincerely yours, NS.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 09, 2009 at 12:16 PM
susyqe@hotmail.com
sorry ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 12:18 PM
...and the curtain rod with the welded-on finial.
*^5's AWBH back*
Posted by: marfie | January 09, 2009 at 12:31 PM
"rear mounted suction unit"
I really, really, really do NOT like the sound of that!
Posted by: tw | January 09, 2009 at 01:02 PM
For some reason, that I cannot think of at this time, "rear mounted suction unit" reminds me of an old girlfriend I once had.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 09, 2009 at 01:10 PM
I had a boyfriend like that...attached to my checkbook.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 01:44 PM
"Darn. Why didn't they have these when I was in space?"
--Urine Gagari
Posted by: SW | January 09, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I hope they don't go with the low bidder on the Rear Mounted Suction Unit ( RMSU )
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 10, 2009 at 08:31 PM