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January 09, 2009

SPEAKING OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN SPACE

The future is looking bright.

Spacetoiletdiaper

(Thanks to RussellMc, who says, "I'll never have to leave the couch.")

Comments

"Tobor ! You left the lid up again !"

so the loo goes up your butt, the urinal straps to your back. can't wait to see the spittoon.

wait till the superbowl................

Honey, does this portable space toilet make my ass look big?

No comment.

Just so long as they don't catch fire.

The police have nothing to comment on.

The guy who designed this said it sucks.

Now I can drive across the country to stalk my astronaut girlfriend, the cheating hussy!

...but I don't really want anything with a copper wire and electrical current anywhere near my groinal area.

What's with the Asians and this toilet fixation? Why can't they just be retentive, like the rest of us?

GLITCH THREATENS SPACE MISSION
"Plumber" Joe Rockets to Rescue;
Venus Claim Kyoto Violation

Personal Plumbing Garments will eventualy offer a solution to a variety of urgent travel dilemmas but to airport security they will still be indistinguishable from suicide bomber attire.

Is it lo-suck?

*crosses NASA loo-nar mission off to-doo-doo list*

Does it leave rings around Uranus?

Does it come in pink?

"In 2010, JAXA will announce the upgraded 'Gojira! Go! Go!' model which takes care of all bodily functions plus guarantees a Happy Ending every time."

Siouxie, your 9:16 comment raises an interesting point, though it may not be the one you meant.

... though I should probably not assume ....

Meanie, you should know that I only meant it in the most innocent way.

Not that I was wondering about other uses for that or anything.

Am I the only one who remembers seeing Spaced Toilet open for The Cure back in '78?

Yes, Chris, you are the only one who remembers that.

And not just today, either.

Ground Control to Major Tom,

Take your protein pill & put your Electric Space Diaper on,

Ground Control to Major Tom...

(In a few years, the idea of David Bowie singing about diapers might be appropriate, anyway).

Have you read Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher? She tells of not being allowed to wear a bra during the filming of Star Wars because George Lucas had this whole convoluted explanation about gravity and boobs. I wonder what he would have thought about this?

(This is Diane, wife of your wife's high school friend, Hurley)

.... sez that when it gets wet, a sound will be heard ...

mud' ... ? Wuz that the space toilet? Or y'all?

Russell, in order for guys to NOT leave the couch, you'd need one of these.

In space, no one can hear you flush.

Just another excuse not to put the seat down.

*wonders where to put the plunger*

Next to the hairspray, Kibby.

...and the banana.

*^5's marfie*

OT
Siouxie, re the hyperlink info (I thought you'd be more likely to look here),
Thank you.
When I click on your name I am directed to what appears to be an empty TypePad page. TypePad has defeated me so I am not logged on. If you click on my name you might be able to get my email. Thank you very much. Sincerely yours, NS.

susyqe@hotmail.com


sorry ;-)

...and the curtain rod with the welded-on finial.

*^5's AWBH back*

"rear mounted suction unit"

I really, really, really do NOT like the sound of that!

For some reason, that I cannot think of at this time, "rear mounted suction unit" reminds me of an old girlfriend I once had.

I had a boyfriend like that...attached to my checkbook.

"Darn. Why didn't they have these when I was in space?"

--Urine Gagari

I hope they don't go with the low bidder on the Rear Mounted Suction Unit ( RMSU )

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