SO STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR CRABGRASS
Homeowner finds three lions in yard
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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January 05, 2009
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Were they dandy lions?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 05, 2009 at 02:37 PM
Hey, you, get off my...oh, sh!t.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 05, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Crabgass? I just whine about my ass.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 05, 2009 at 02:49 PM
No, Annie. They had too much pride for that.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 05, 2009 at 02:56 PM
Wait, this is BEAR CREEK road--you want the Lions' Club down Highway 5...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 05, 2009 at 02:56 PM
That's a better alternative to gnomes.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 05, 2009 at 02:59 PM
Honey----did you let the cat out? Coz I don't think we'll be letting him back in.
Posted by: oldmanatee | January 05, 2009 at 03:00 PM
When told of the story, Air Force Amy of the famed "Bunny Ranch" said, "That's nothing, I wake up to find giant snakes in guys pants all the time. That's Nevada Brothel living."
Posted by: Ace Reporter | January 05, 2009 at 03:15 PM
Since one was in the chicken coop, why was it trapped in the coop? It got in, but couldn't get out? I guess all that food made it drowsy.
Posted by: Phil | January 05, 2009 at 03:20 PM
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did taw a puddy tat! And another! And another...!"
Posted by: Wes S. | January 05, 2009 at 03:34 PM
Dayum -- I delivered FedEx to the next-to-last house on that road Christmas Eve. Wildest thing I saw was a German Shepherd.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 05, 2009 at 03:58 PM
That German Shepherd was delicious.
Posted by: Cougar #3 | January 05, 2009 at 04:05 PM
So where's the REST of the story????
Posted by: Ivan & Norma Specker | January 05, 2009 at 04:24 PM
LOL @ Annie.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 05, 2009 at 04:28 PM
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Sounds like a guy with no kids or pets... any more.
It beats being attacked by demons, though.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | January 05, 2009 at 04:45 PM
Second, third and fourth hand lions.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 05, 2009 at 08:45 PM
To figure out how they got there, he had to read between the lions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 05, 2009 at 08:57 PM
How did the guy get the lion OUT of the chicken coop?
Posted by: Guin | January 06, 2009 at 06:06 AM
Colorado mountain lion, tri...perhaps
Posted by: Al Iterative | January 06, 2009 at 06:34 AM