SIGN OF THE APOCAL... NO, WAIT, NEVER MIND
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Now, if they can only find the remains of the Minnow...
Posted by: padraig | January 08, 2009 at 09:41 AM
So that's where Daryl Hannah's been hiding.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 08, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Disney lawyers are all over this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 08, 2009 at 09:45 AM
*hears Gordon Lightfoot tuning up in the background*
Posted by: fivver | January 08, 2009 at 09:53 AM
The untold tale of Hans Christian Andersen...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 08, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Areal's side tracked them again!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 08, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Wow, that was a good title. Talk about a let down when I read the article. Not about what I was thinking it was about!
Posted by: silver | January 08, 2009 at 10:15 AM
they have found further metallic objects
Manacles and leg irons?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 08, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Leave it to Chris to find the kinky side of this story.
I like.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 08, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Leg irons? For a mermaid?
Posted by: CJrun | January 08, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Manacles and a FIN iron, Chris
Posted by: Betsy | January 08, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Fin rings were once popular!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 08, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Not to be a complete dunce (incomplete yes, complete never), but was this one of the prisoner ships that populated the colony?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 08, 2009 at 02:15 PM
Why aren't rings popular in Finland any more?
Posted by: marfie | January 08, 2009 at 04:09 PM
"....but was this one of the prisoner ships that populated the colony?"
Yes, it made two voyages.
Posted by: somedude | January 08, 2009 at 04:47 PM
Can't quite put my finger on it, but something about this story sounds very fishy to me.
Posted by: Randy Schulz | January 08, 2009 at 05:52 PM
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Thank Gawd is wasn't a real mermaid! Who know what those Ozzie boffin baaahstahds would'a' done?
Entirely non-mythological creatures in the ohana corral.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | January 08, 2009 at 07:44 PM
Hey ... what happened to Talph?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 08, 2009 at 09:24 PM
LMAO Meanie. I was wondering if that was a typo.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 08, 2009 at 11:40 PM