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January 10, 2009

SHOOTOUT ON POTATO ROAD

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Whover it was should have used a potato cannon, in honor of the location of his crime.

Soon to be guest-starring on 24: Trooper Laythong Manivong

I know a man who had a portable toilet taken away by a fork truck while he was using it.The fork truck driver gave him a merry ride aaround the job site.He may be a suspect.He would have a loathing for rubber tired vehicles as well.

Has the Bot been drinking?

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Siouxie, Thank you very very much. Did you get my email thank you note? NS

You'll shoot your eye out!

Wait...the portable toilet had a name???

Did the perp use a SPUD GUN? (Musta been a geezer.)

Laythong Manivong! What a great name! My name is such a dud. It doesn't rhyme or anything.

That's why Chicago has banned the use of spray paint.

I shot the sh1tter
But I did not shoot the Manivong

Will this senseless violence (not violins) against toilets never end?

That's like shooting $h!t in a barrel.

I. Am. Disgusted.

Have these people NO IDEA what it is like to be without a toilet for, say, even 13 hours?

Well, I do! And, believe me, this poop perp deserves the throne chair!

I hope they get him, and I hope he is prevented from using any facilities for hours, and hours, and hours.

And they should run shower water, sink water, and continually flush toilets within earshot during that entire time as well.

Thank you. I feel much better now.

Trooper Laythong Manivong has nothing to go on.

Cat - blame the squirrels. They sit inside the trees all winter, directing them where to put their roots so they bust up your pipes.

I knew it! And yet, my husband still feeds them peanuts.

Trooper Manivong went into a bar.

The bartender asked, "Why the Laythong?"

*let's Cat cut in front of her in the Blogbar line*

Very kind of you, marfie. :)

*sips a blogarita*

Well, folks, I am off to see the Curious Case of Brad's Butt Benjamin Button with some girlfriends this afternoon, followed by an evening of food and frivolity.

*breathes into blog-breathalyzer before climbing in the car and driving in snow*

*eternally grateful that blogaritas always come up "zero"*

Have a good Saturday, all!

Slinks out®

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I knew this would happen if Obama got elected.

I still don't know why.

It's OK. Aliens can save you.
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