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Cool. Reatta Rendezvous here at eight.
Posted by: Danny | January 12, 2009 at 02:38 PM
shot in thigh... must warn others about perim...
gasp/
Posted by: Not My Usual AAAAAAAK | January 12, 2009 at 02:39 PM
*establishes a perimeter*
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 12, 2009 at 02:42 PM
*saves Margaritaville a seat near the front*
Don't forget this time, ya knucklehead, or Andy will stab you in the thigh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Andy es muy macho...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Si!
Posted by: marfie | January 12, 2009 at 02:43 PM
So... this " 24 " is an I.Q. thing ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 12, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Does Andy have a Ninja suit, by any chance?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 12, 2009 at 02:59 PM
Yes, but it's at the cleaners. The one near the bank. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Keep your sockets closed until then.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | January 12, 2009 at 03:12 PM
This is his
maskhat.Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2009 at 03:14 PM
How cute! It's even got Obama ears!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 03:25 PM
Is Jack out of Africa yet?
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 12, 2009 at 03:31 PM
Mot, he's in DC at the moment. Don't worry, he'll be back in Africa in 15-20 minutes. If you see him there don't trust the hot redhead who's with him. And stay synched.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 12, 2009 at 04:06 PM
Hoping that Chloe will swoop in and go after Janeane with a ball-point pen.
Posted by: Tim T. | January 12, 2009 at 04:06 PM
For the sake of conscensous (and brevity in posting) I wanted to get a bead on the cast this new season. So far we've honed in on:
Pet Cemetary Tony
S.S. Agent Anakin
The First Lingerie Model(dead son's girlfriend)
and The Jack sack seems to be replaced by the Columbo Jacket.
So what of the rest? Were we going with Madame President Vader, and her hubby, the First Zipper?
FBI Agent Walker = "Agent Freckles"?
And Garafalo seems to need a moniker,though "Janice-not-Chloe" is a mouthful.
I also nominate the "White House Press Centerfold" - she was smoking.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Tim, my thoughts exactly, but we can't expect them to make the show entertaining, can we? I suspect that Janeane would be much less annoying with a Bic stuck in her head, well except for the whole "angry lesbian" thing. (NTTAWWT).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 12, 2009 at 04:22 PM
And Garafalo seems to need a moniker,though "Janice-not-Chloe" is a mouthful.
Just call her "not-Chloe".
Posted by: Tim T. | January 12, 2009 at 04:22 PM
Layzeeboy, you're probably right. Maybe we can settle for one of those withering stares that Chloe's good at.
Posted by: Tim T. | January 12, 2009 at 04:24 PM
Martini,
Which one is "S.S. Agent 12 Year Old?"
And Garafolo? Howz about "Agent Not Interested in Jack IYKWIM"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 12, 2009 at 04:27 PM
When I first saw Janeane G, I thought, wow, motherhood really affected Chloe.
Many of the new characters are horribly flat. Not D-cup, Martinishark, but no fun attitudes like the old ones. Kick the casting agent to the curb with the writers. Would it kill anyone to raise an eyebrow once in a while?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 04:29 PM
Sharkie, don't forget Red Foreman (from the 70's show) - Senator Red
Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2009 at 04:36 PM
SS 12-year old was Agent Anakin. Last night they mentioned how much he looks like the young Skywalker. (Not to be confused with Agent Walker)
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 04:37 PM
Well he does look like the young Anakin.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2009 at 04:38 PM
Right Siouxie, but we may not see much of him until after Jack saves the planet and avoids the bathroom.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 04:38 PM
Lazee, I like that name but it seems to be even more of a mouthful, and I should be careful saying that about Garafalo, IYKWIM.
Annie, did you catch the new press secretary? Would hardly refer to her as flat.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 04:45 PM
I guess "Senator Red" is better than "Yet Another Robocop Actor." If Nancy Allen shows up, we'll have a clean sweep.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | January 12, 2009 at 04:45 PM
I'm guessing that Columbo outfit hides a catheter...and a Kiefer-birdie diaper.
Posted by: Big Bird | January 12, 2009 at 04:52 PM
Technically, I'd like to point out that Jack's surprise that Tony is alive is somewhat...surprising. I mean, hell, Jack has been killed twice and HE'S still alive, why can't Tony?
C'mon, Jack! Snap out of it!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | January 12, 2009 at 04:52 PM
"Senator Red" could've had some beefier lines. No way would they allow Jack to chatter on like that, either.
M'shark -saw the new press sec - she seemed unrealistically amped for a press sec. Much like the rest of the show. Every line was a heavy. Every line had a pause after it. Would've liked to have seen a change-up or two. Even the head air traffic controller dude was auditioning for the FBI.
Posted by: Big Bird | January 12, 2009 at 05:00 PM
Ooops. I agree with Big Bird. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 05:01 PM
Tv guide made a joke about the jacket. London Fog is the product placement this season.
Posted by: muppet | January 12, 2009 at 05:01 PM
Maybe I just like having two amped redheads on the show. better than Conan interviewing Carrot Top.
I keep losing my connection. Hope I'm not out-of-phase come showtime.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 05:11 PM
Absolutely, M'shark, but we redheads aren't amped 24/7. Sometimes we sleep. Ok, not that much, but...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Didn't know you were a red there Annie. I'll have to be much more careful from now on.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 12, 2009 at 05:24 PM
So, who is the surprise caller? My money's on:
Edgar Stiles, saying, "bet you can't guess how long I can hold my breath" ...
James Heller, reminding Jack to stay away from Audrey ...
Chloe O'Brian, redirecting satellites for Tony because he KIDNAPPED HER POOR DEFENSELESS CHILD!
Morris O'Brian, poor, defenseless, and kidnapped.
Martha Logan, offering to hand over the bad guys in exchange for another stab at Charles ...
Kim Bauer, feeling dizzy because the WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER!
Wayne Palmer, recurring as Wayne The Pain ...
Nina Meyers, because three bullets in the head just wasn't quite enough ...
Nancy Pelosi, announcing the passage of a 24-cent-per-minute 24-viewers-tax ...
President Obama, warning that even TV-torture violates the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Jake Cope | January 12, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Tim, I vote for your "not-Chloe" suggection at 4:22 but some people seem to think that's a bit contrary.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 12, 2009 at 05:58 PM
. . .and I previewed that.
*swaps s for c*
Posted by: NotSherly | January 12, 2009 at 05:59 PM
But NS, given that Chloe is more than a bit contrary (at least that's my impression from last year's bloggings, since I've never watched the show - but hey that doesn't seem to really matter in terms of being able to follow the not-plot), doesn't that make "not-Chloe" even more dead-on for JG?
Posted by: marfie | January 12, 2009 at 06:50 PM
I'd go for 'Anti-Chloe.' Janeane played a lot of lines real straight. The old Chloe would've made them funny in a kick-butt way. Like when the co-worker dork says, "I'm not your friend." And Janeane replies, "Ok, as close to a friend as you'll ever have." Old Chloe would've buried him on that line.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2009 at 06:56 PM
s'not-Chloe. How about?
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 12, 2009 at 07:46 PM
We really need Chloe. She had the snappy sarcasm. Jack never met a comeback he couldn't kill.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 12, 2009 at 07:50 PM
PERIMETER!
oh, and Jack has Horatio's shades.
Posted by: Bassey | January 12, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Janeane played a lot of lines real straight
There's a first time for everything, I guess. Good acting on her part.
I'd go with "anti-Chloe" but Janeane has to be "Agent Angry Lesbian" because that's all she can do.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 13, 2009 at 02:20 AM