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January 24, 2009

MEDICAL QUESTION OF THE DAY SO FAR

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Assumes the fetal position.

If you watched Grey's anatomy on Thursday, yes you can.

Cracked Penis WBAGNFARB.

What really hurts is when they apply the tourniquet.

*removes cape, climbs down off dresser*

Usually there will be a popping sound.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

*finds it hard (so to speak) to type with one hand cupping groinal area*

That's it!I'm gonna quit doing that!!!!

*don't go breakin' my.../don't go breakin' my c*ck*

The mike is now open to others who wish to join in the song festival with selections of their own...

"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

...and then admitted it to a doctor.

How much alcohol would have to be involved for you ladies to agree to a stunt like that?

cl

lol cj..."after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

Yeah, why didn't he just use his d*ck like everybody else?

Chris - no one said she agreed to it. She probably wasn't even awake at the time.

Guys. God gives them one decent toy, and they manage to break it. Sheesh.

Usually it's the woman who breaks it.

It was the woman on Grey's Anatomy, Stevie.

But Annie has a point with ...no one said she agreed to it. She probably wasn't even awake at the time.

really guys, this is why so many women "just want to cuddle" we're looking out for you. honest!

It ain't pretty..........

So if you fall on a sidewalk and scrape your knee, it's the sidewalk's fault?

I'm sure she was just laying there. ;p

If it's during an earthquake, yes.

There's a lesson here for all of us, and it's clearly " stop watching television ".

I'm sure she was just laying there. ;p

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 03:45 PM
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...asking..."Is it in yet??"

*snork at Betsy*

How about this one:

Don't take a leap
On top of me
Don't you penetrate
Aeronautically

If you soar
Then you'll turn blue
'Cause breakin' it ain't hard to do

Remember when
I "held you" tight
The old-fashioned way
Was still all right

Think of all
You're risking, dude
Breakin' it ain't hard to do

They say that breakin' it
Ain't
Hard to do (har!)
Now you know, you know that it's true

Don't play
And cause it to bend
Instead of breakin' it
I wish that we could make it straight again

I beg of you
Don't leap and fly
Start from down here
Not way up high

Come on, baby
Let's start anew

'Cause breakin' it ain't hard to do!

(Come-a, come-a down, off that chair, come down
Come-a, come-a down, off that chair, come down....)

YAY!! Cat!! awesome LMAO

So when's the celebrity telethon to find a cure?

*lights tourniquet for Cat*

*Steps up to the mike*

*ahem*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVJFQkPkCg

(I think this one needs a new verse, and a waiver)
(Also, note the multi-tasking drummer toward the end *snork*)

"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

Partner, immediately prior to the act: You just don't give a flying f***, do you?

Cat - totally brilliant!

Like anything, parctice makes perfect.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&safe=off&q=sex+vault&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#

Meanie, I've never seen The American Breed on video before. Looks like they gave an early start to Freddie Mercury. And Andy Kaufman. Loved the trumpet solo, too.

*snork!*

Bend it like Cat -- xlnt!!

OMG, now we know the true meaning of "Bend it Like Beckman". If you're gonna break your moneymaker, might as well break it on primo skank like Posh Spice.

11 beers. And OW!

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