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Assumes the fetal position.
Posted by: somedude | January 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
If you watched Grey's anatomy on Thursday, yes you can.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Cracked Penis WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
What really hurts is when they apply the tourniquet.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM
*removes cape, climbs down off dresser*
Posted by: CJrun | January 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Usually there will be a popping sound.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
*finds it hard (so to speak) to type with one hand cupping groinal area*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2009 at 11:55 AM
That's it!I'm gonna quit doing that!!!!
Posted by: ron | January 24, 2009 at 12:06 PM
*don't go breakin' my.../don't go breakin' my c*ck*
The mike is now open to others who wish to join in the song festival with selections of their own...
Posted by: Betsy | January 24, 2009 at 12:08 PM
"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."
...and then admitted it to a doctor.
How much alcohol would have to be involved for you ladies to agree to a stunt like that?
cl
Posted by: Chris | January 24, 2009 at 12:48 PM
lol cj..."after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."
Yeah, why didn't he just use his d*ck like everybody else?
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Chris - no one said she agreed to it. She probably wasn't even awake at the time.
Guys. God gives them one decent toy, and they manage to break it. Sheesh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 02:36 PM
Usually it's the woman who breaks it.
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2009 at 03:24 PM
It was the woman on Grey's Anatomy, Stevie.
But Annie has a point with ...no one said she agreed to it. She probably wasn't even awake at the time.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2009 at 03:27 PM
really guys, this is why so many women "just want to cuddle" we're looking out for you. honest!
Posted by: crossgirl | January 24, 2009 at 03:38 PM
It ain't pretty..........
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 24, 2009 at 03:45 PM
So if you fall on a sidewalk and scrape your knee, it's the sidewalk's fault?
I'm sure she was just laying there. ;p
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 03:45 PM
If it's during an earthquake, yes.
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2009 at 04:09 PM
There's a lesson here for all of us, and it's clearly " stop watching television ".
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 24, 2009 at 04:10 PM
I'm sure she was just laying there. ;p
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 03:45 PM
-----------------------
...asking..."Is it in yet??"
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2009 at 04:31 PM
*snork at Betsy*
How about this one:
Don't take a leap
On top of me
Don't you penetrate
Aeronautically
If you soar
Then you'll turn blue
'Cause breakin' it ain't hard to do
Remember when
I "held you" tight
The old-fashioned way
Was still all right
Think of all
You're risking, dude
Breakin' it ain't hard to do
They say that breakin' it
Ain't
Hard to do (har!)
Now you know, you know that it's true
Don't play
And cause it to bend
Instead of breakin' it
I wish that we could make it straight again
I beg of you
Don't leap and fly
Start from down here
Not way up high
Come on, baby
Let's start anew
'Cause breakin' it ain't hard to do!
(Come-a, come-a down, off that chair, come down
Come-a, come-a down, off that chair, come down....)
Posted by: Cat R | January 24, 2009 at 04:33 PM
YAY!! Cat!! awesome LMAO
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2009 at 05:50 PM
So when's the celebrity telethon to find a cure?
Posted by: padraig | January 24, 2009 at 07:16 PM
*lights tourniquet for Cat*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 07:24 PM
*Steps up to the mike*
*ahem*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVJFQkPkCg
(I think this one needs a new verse, and a waiver)
(Also, note the multi-tasking drummer toward the end *snork*)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2009 at 07:47 PM
"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."
Partner, immediately prior to the act: You just don't give a flying f***, do you?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2009 at 09:10 PM
Cat - totally brilliant!
Posted by: marfie | January 24, 2009 at 09:49 PM
Like anything, parctice makes perfect.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&safe=off&q=sex+vault&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Meanie, I've never seen The American Breed on video before. Looks like they gave an early start to Freddie Mercury. And Andy Kaufman. Loved the trumpet solo, too.
*snork!*
Posted by: Cat R | January 24, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Bend it like Cat -- xlnt!!
Posted by: SW | January 25, 2009 at 01:35 AM
OMG, now we know the true meaning of "Bend it Like Beckman". If you're gonna break your moneymaker, might as well break it on primo skank like Posh Spice.
Posted by: BoscoH | January 25, 2009 at 02:33 AM
11 beers. And OW!
Posted by: JEC | January 26, 2009 at 12:24 AM