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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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lucky he wasn't using a gun...
Posted by: crossgirl | January 09, 2009 at 07:25 AM
Reminds me of the Coen brother's "Intolerable Cruelty when the hit man put his gun in his mouth and pointed his asthma inhaler at the victim and pulled both triggers. Funny
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 09, 2009 at 07:42 AM
...and coughing madly. duh.
Posted by: queensbee | January 09, 2009 at 07:46 AM
When pepper spray cans are outlawed...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 09, 2009 at 07:48 AM
The suspect is believed to be armed and sneezing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2009 at 08:00 AM
Sheesh - they cover that in self-defense class.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 09, 2009 at 08:22 AM
I bet he's hiding in Macy's.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 09, 2009 at 08:45 AM
Hit me with your best shot...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 09, 2009 at 08:53 AM
I'll keep an eye out for this dude.
Posted by: Macy Grey | January 09, 2009 at 09:00 AM
He's so down and out he's trying to steal crickets?? What is he, Iguana-man?
Posted by: Guin | January 09, 2009 at 09:03 AM
Although he was wearing a ski mask, the police have released this mug shot.
Posted by: CJrun | January 09, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Wish I could hear whatever story he cooked up to tell his buds
Posted by: Betsy | January 09, 2009 at 09:16 AM
Hate that when they back-fire... have the same problem with burps!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 09, 2009 at 11:37 AM
I bet that left him red faced.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 09, 2009 at 04:34 PM
Coming soon to "World's Dumbest Criminals"...
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 09, 2009 at 04:57 PM
This could only happen in Council Bluffs!!.. the Gateway to Omaha!
EB
Posted by: EB | January 10, 2009 at 02:32 PM