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January 09, 2009

IS OUR ROBBERS LEARNING?

(Thanks to Gunky)

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lucky he wasn't using a gun...

Reminds me of the Coen brother's "Intolerable Cruelty when the hit man put his gun in his mouth and pointed his asthma inhaler at the victim and pulled both triggers. Funny

...and coughing madly. duh.

When pepper spray cans are outlawed...

The suspect is believed to be armed and sneezing.

Sheesh - they cover that in self-defense class.

I bet he's hiding in Macy's.

Hit me with your best shot...

I'll keep an eye out for this dude.

He's so down and out he's trying to steal crickets?? What is he, Iguana-man?

Although he was wearing a ski mask, the police have released this mug shot.

Wish I could hear whatever story he cooked up to tell his buds

Hate that when they back-fire... have the same problem with burps!

I bet that left him red faced.

Coming soon to "World's Dumbest Criminals"...

This could only happen in Council Bluffs!!.. the Gateway to Omaha!

EB

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