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January 08, 2009

FUN COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Somewhere along the way, these folks missed a turn or two.

Indian giver.

Maybe they can work out a joint custody arrangement. He gets the kidney weekends and Christmas...

You want a kidney? I can get you a kidney.... with nail polish.

You'll have to pry the kidney from my cold dead body...

oh, wait...

That's just heartless.

Strange clothes turning up in the laundry is a clue about SOMETHING...

He keeps this up, and he'll end up on an island where a group of Others will get the ...

... wait that was John Locke.

she should tell him she'll do that in exchange for his winkie.

Get her drunk, fill her bath tub with ice ... don't know what the fuss is about....

Reminds me of the old cooking axiom:

How do you cook kidneys? You boil the piss out of 'em.

what next? all the blood, sweat and tears wasted over the marriage?

hah! funny, Baron!

(Steve?? LOST in two weeks!!!)

I am a live kidney donor (to a friend), I just can't imagine someone wanting it back.
The surgery to give it up is easy, getting it back is tougher.
Maybe he should just have a zipper installed?

Can't we just cede Long Island to Florida and get it over with?

Annie, no.

('annie's song') (sorry a-w-b-h)

i gave you my kidney
when our marriage was sunny
but now it's not funny
you should give it back!

come, let's not argue
about the value of organs
if you ignore me
i'll bill you again!

I think once one's own fluids have flowed through the new kidney the ownership rights change.

insom, I used to love that song.... ;)

Organ Donor? Organ Donar?

Sorry, I thought it read, 'Organ Loaner'.

Beats the p!ss outta me.

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