FOR A MOMENT THERE WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT A CRAZED PROCTOLOGIST
Colon man charged with arson of SUV
(Thanks to John Oliphant)
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January 23, 2009
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This would never happen in the City of Urethra.
Posted by: Edward | January 23, 2009 at 05:43 PM
*wonders if he resides on Butt Hole Road*
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 05:51 PM
An Envoy, huh? Isn't that like an AmbASSador?
Yeah, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: CJrun | January 23, 2009 at 05:52 PM
He's an alien from Uranus?
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 06:15 PM
Colon Man
Colon Man
Doing all the things
A Colon Man does.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 23, 2009 at 06:42 PM
This group must be tired. Usually there is so much we could do with that.
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 06:57 PM
Fire in the hole - give it up for Colon Man & the Flaming Envoy!
"...gasoline from a chainsaw..." hmmmmm....tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 07:01 PM
That's better, Annie.
And it goes without saying they opened for Chuck Roast and the Potatoes back in 72.
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2009 at 07:10 PM
If you're going to name a town like that, why not call it " Cologne " and show a little class ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 23, 2009 at 07:25 PM
Ass and a half.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 23, 2009 at 07:34 PM
He must have just had Taco Bell.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 23, 2009 at 07:56 PM
As long as this didn't happen in Mianus.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 23, 2009 at 08:53 PM
Shocking...alcohol was involved!
Posted by: Jan Croz | January 23, 2009 at 08:54 PM
If it did, Siouxie, I'd hope by now you'd notice.
Butt maybe you can explain what this is - http://www.abinaapparel.com/product/0iiixazgd2.html
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 09:21 PM
I didn't go to that web site because I was afraid they might have a photo of Colon Man.
/Nobody needs to see THAT!
Posted by: Moon | January 23, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Moon, doesn't he live right up around the corner from you?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 09:28 PM
Maybe Moon's neighbor is the Illinois Enema Bandit.
Posted by: Jan Croz | January 23, 2009 at 09:32 PM
And now I went to Annie-WBH's link and there wasn't a picture! It's not my day.
Posted by: Moon | January 23, 2009 at 09:35 PM
He live right up the canal from me, I'm sure.
Posted by: Moon | January 23, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Or "lives" right up the canal from me.
Sheesh. Drinking a whole bottle wine affects the typing. Who knew?
Posted by: Moon | January 23, 2009 at 10:12 PM
I wanted Siouxie to 'splain what 'Cuban bottom pantyhose' were. Butt I think she's already out partying her Cuban bottom off.
*flings 'of' at Moon's post*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2009 at 10:42 PM
the colon police found the suspect through a process of elimination...
Posted by: insomniac | January 23, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Are they big on irrigation there?
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 24, 2009 at 02:24 AM
'Cuban Bottom Pantyhose' are for when you feel like Havana good time.
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2009 at 02:42 AM
Now THAT's intestinal firetitude!
OK, still got nuthin'.
Posted by: CJrun | January 24, 2009 at 03:59 AM
**Peeks around lurkers corner**
Belated snork @ insom
Posted by: nannie | January 24, 2009 at 08:15 AM
Mornin' *snork* @ insom!
Annie, sorry butt the Cuban butt AND pantyhose were too pooped to party. I blame the IRS.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2009 at 08:46 AM
I'm sure he's just a regular guy.
Posted by: pannus | January 24, 2009 at 09:24 AM
The goat was a diversion, they oughta be watching the squirrels.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 24, 2009 at 09:40 AM
and sometimes I just post to the wrong freaking section. Very baaaad!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 24, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Cheesewiz - somehow it worked for me. *snork!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Annie:
Thanks for the charity snork.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 24, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Charity Snork WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Cat R | January 24, 2009 at 04:08 PM
"Cat R" WBAGNFA funny blogger.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2009 at 07:15 PM
trouble up the wazoo in kalamazoo?
Posted by: marfie | January 25, 2009 at 12:06 AM
marfie- just the colon.
Posted by: Alfred | January 25, 2009 at 04:07 AM