CSI: BEAVER CREEK
An employee said they saw the man stuff sushi in his pockets... When a manager confronted him about the sushi, she saw he also stuffed a Sobe Life Water in his pocket. He claimed he got it at another store, but she clued him in that her store was the only one that sold them. She also noticed the man had a burrito tucked beneath a pair of ski gloves in his helmet.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)

"... she saw he also stuffed ..."!?!
First to say, "huh"?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 29, 2009 at 09:04 PM
Is that a burrito stuffed in your ski glove, or are you just giving me the finger?
Posted by: SandyEggo | January 29, 2009 at 09:05 PM
"sushi in his pockets"
"If you knew Suioxshi, like I know Suioxshi...whoo, whooo, whoo, what a girl"
Posted by: SandyEggo | January 29, 2009 at 09:09 PM
Ok, I've been up too long. After a few re-readings I can almost buy that as grammatical.
"the burrito, the drink, the sushi, a combo roll, a seaweed salad and a coffee — estimated to cost $48.75."
Almost 50 smackers? Note to self: strike Beaver Creek from list of affordable ski resorts.
And, finally: He got away?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 29, 2009 at 09:10 PM
Munchies?
*will add the obligatory "is that a california roll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" post*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2009 at 09:12 PM
*waves @ SandyEggo*
Posted by: Siouxshi | January 29, 2009 at 09:18 PM
"The man successfully escaped with the burrito, the drink, the sushi, a combo roll, a seaweed salad and a coffee — estimated to cost $48.75."
Shusshes up to snow bunny..."How 'bout some 'apres ski'?"
Snow Bunny: "Do you have anything to eat?"
Guy: "Well, you like seafood, Mexican, a combo roll? I've got coffee or water..."
Snow Bunny: "Where is it?"
Guy: "In my poc-(cough, cough)...po....sitively charming ski lodge."
Snow Bunny: "Sure!"
Posted by: frodolives | January 29, 2009 at 09:21 PM
honored to be acknowledged...waves back at Souixshi...*wishes I was savy enough to have an appropriate picture to post - sigh*
Posted by: SandyEggo | January 29, 2009 at 09:32 PM
"just look in my pocket and i'll pour the coffee for you"
Posted by: nora | January 29, 2009 at 09:36 PM
I am the editor of this Web site. I just fixed the typo!
Posted by: Matt Zalaznick | January 29, 2009 at 09:51 PM
What? No "beaver/sushi" jokes?
Ya'll are slackin'
I won't...cuz I'm a lady.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2009 at 10:13 PM
*smacks Matt's 'W' down to lower case*
*revokes his exclamation point permit*
Next!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Guess the fish is a little too pricey for him in Beaver Creek.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 29, 2009 at 10:45 PM
So, where can I buy snow pants with built-in sushi pockets?
Posted by: padraig | January 29, 2009 at 11:15 PM
A restaurant that serves both Japanese and Mexican food?
Tacos tempura
Yosenachos
Wasabeans and rice
Tako
Chimisochanga
Edamamasita
Burritofu
Posted by: SW | January 29, 2009 at 11:17 PM
An employee said they saw the man stuff sushi in his pockets.
They thought his behavior was fishy did they?
Is it just me or is the writing in that article really bizarre?
Posted by: cowhand214 | January 29, 2009 at 11:46 PM
And the ever popular fugurito. And you thought Taco Bell turned your guts inside out.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 29, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Actually, according to Webster, Mr. Zalaznick's capital W on "Web" is correct.
I think it's stupid, but still, it's correct.
Posted by: Diva | January 30, 2009 at 01:26 AM
Is that sushi in your pocket or do you always smell like that?
Posted by: Frederic | January 30, 2009 at 01:40 AM
Eel be sorry.
Posted by: SW | January 30, 2009 at 01:47 AM
When multiculturalism goes bad.
Posted by: Guin | January 30, 2009 at 06:20 AM
El Snorko a SWsan.
(or is it swsan?)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2009 at 06:38 AM
Well the restaurant should clearly raise prices to keep this kind of element out.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 30, 2009 at 08:25 AM
Cowhand214, bizarre writing? That's The Vail News for crying out loud.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 30, 2009 at 08:29 AM
"Thanks for the sushi, but the tuna tastes like it came from south of the border."
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 30, 2009 at 08:31 AM
Almost 50 smackers? Note to self: strike Beaver Creek from list of affordable ski resorts.
Um, RtWH -- there's no such animal.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 30, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Aw, c'mon WD - there's still Loveland. Unless that has gone trendoid and expensive.
I used to love Breckinridge, butt then they went all trendoid and overbuilt. Haven't been back in a whole lotta years, so I don't know anymore.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | January 30, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Believe it or not their liquor store is called
Beaver Liquors (Sister bought me a t-shirt from there)!
Posted by: Bill | January 30, 2009 at 09:04 PM