AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
(Thanks to wiredog and Lisa Gibson)
« Previous | Main | Next »
(Thanks to wiredog and Lisa Gibson)
This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
It seems to have started as a brush fire, then spread to the hardwoods....
Posted by: oldmanatee | January 06, 2009 at 02:06 PM
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else...."
Couldn't she just get a patent or something? Maybe a tattoo? A chastity belt?
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 06, 2009 at 02:07 PM
WTFBBQ!!???
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Weenie roast anyone??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Doctor, I feel a burning sensation when I pee. And when I don't.
Posted by: Cat R | January 06, 2009 at 02:10 PM
Give it up(heh!) for "The Flaming Danglies"!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 02:13 PM
*Notes with some irony the blog's banner ad from the Red Cross declaring home fires as America's Biggest Disaster Threat*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 06, 2009 at 02:14 PM
♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...♭
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 02:15 PM
snorks for Siouxie and Cat!
I think that's WTFBBQICU!!
Posted by: Diva | January 06, 2009 at 02:15 PM
or WTFBBQEEW!
Posted by: Cat R | January 06, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Hmmm. Smells like Flame. (Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce! Special orders don't upset us. Have it your way!)
Posted by: Diva | January 06, 2009 at 02:17 PM
Siouxie, if only his name were Chet. "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
Posted by: Diva | January 06, 2009 at 02:18 PM
Wow, that's extreme. Wonder what type of flammable liquid she used. Did she get him drunk first? Just wonderin'....inquirin' minds and all that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 02:23 PM
I knew that this would give Annie ideas...
Posted by: wiredog | January 06, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Gee, I wonder why he was cheating on her? She seems so sweet and reasonable.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 06, 2009 at 02:26 PM
♫ Happiness is a warm gun ♪
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 06, 2009 at 02:29 PM
well, annie, i would recommend you start with one of those warming lotions then work up to something like jet fuel for that added spark. not that i've thought about it or anything. really.
now if anyone needs me i'll be trying to find where cj hid all the matches.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 06, 2009 at 02:39 PM
Annie, cg...tossing a little extra booze on the danglies also helps.
Meanie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 02:50 PM
♪♫ C'mon, baby, light my fire... ♫♪ YIKES!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 06, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Siouxie, let's go over this again. I didn't say booze, I said b00bs.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 06, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Boobs?? uh...oops!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 03:16 PM
Hot *snorks* @ wiredog, crossgirl, Siouxie & Meanie!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2009 at 03:22 PM
Allen, the version I sent in had a different caption (though at least as appropriate):
Goodness, gracious ....
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 06, 2009 at 03:29 PM
Ahh--an updated version of suttee!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 06, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Just think of it as Lorena Bobbitt 2.0
Posted by: Bruce | January 06, 2009 at 04:14 PM
GAH!
*hides behind BlogBar with his legs crossed*
Posted by: CJrun | January 06, 2009 at 04:31 PM
*points @ blog bar*
He's over ----------------------->there
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 04:46 PM
*imagines Judge Judy saying*
"Let this be a lesson to all you philanderers out there - there WILL be consequences for your thoughtless actions."
Posted by: Telecomdropout | January 06, 2009 at 05:01 PM
snork @ siouxie.... and thanks everyone for the earworms....
'just a hunkahunka burnin love....'
Posted by: queensbee | January 06, 2009 at 05:49 PM
Sorta gives new meaning to the concept of a "hot rod" ... eh?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | January 06, 2009 at 07:11 PM
*dons asbestos thong*
Alright, Sio, you're in trouble. cg, put down that tequilla!
*runs*
Posted by: CJrun | January 06, 2009 at 07:25 PM
I have decided against cooking bratwurst on the grill this evening. (Quietly goes to the fireplace to hide the hot poker)
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 06, 2009 at 07:37 PM
*trips CJ*
*whistles whilst she skips away*
la la la la
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 07:44 PM
Lorena, Lorena
Where you been so long?
Now we know.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 06, 2009 at 08:04 PM
I discovered the vocal group "Di VInci's Notebook" last week, and this just seemec to be a good fit
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 06, 2009 at 10:08 PM
*Snork* at PB's link!
Posted by: Cat R | January 06, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Cat R: Mrs. PirateBoy is now using a recording of that song to frustrate telemarketers. They either hang up, or remain on the line, laughing.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 06, 2009 at 10:48 PM
LMAO very funny, PB!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Good one!
Posted by: Cat R | January 07, 2009 at 12:17 AM
Extreme global warming.
Posted by: SW | January 07, 2009 at 12:53 AM
what a great song! really great harmon-eee
Posted by: queensbee | January 07, 2009 at 07:28 AM
Well if anyone could use a Wunder Boner (Not sold in stores) it's this guy.
But perhaps that is what got him in trouble to begin with?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 07, 2009 at 10:18 AM