ADVISORY TO MEN WHO HAVE BEEN DRINKING AND AS A RESULT HAVE TAKEN A FANCY TO A RACCOON
(Thanks to DavCat, Afkat and Siouxie)
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January 27, 2009
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He shoulda worn protection.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 27, 2009 at 09:41 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: wingpup | January 27, 2009 at 09:42 AM
For some reason, I keep humming "Rocky Raccoon" in my head...
Maybe one of our brilliant lyricists can come up (heh!) with a parody??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 09:45 AM
In the interest of science,let's get them both drunk and see what happens.
Posted by: ron | January 27, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Somebody alert Jeff Foxworthy.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 27, 2009 at 10:10 AM
A raccoon named Loretta Bobbit!
Posted by: Marine6 | January 27, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Russia has Rednecks?
Hu gnu?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 27, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Anyone else feel sorry for the raccoon?
Posted by: shellinoz | January 27, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Good thing he didn't spot a porcupine first.
Posted by: Braniff | January 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
How was he supposed to know it was a raccoon, with that mask and all?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2009 at 11:19 AM
That raccoon shouldn't have dressed so sluttily.
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 27, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Surgeons said they couldn't sew back on what the raccoon had taken off. "He won't have much to work with." I'm thinking he wasn't working with much to begin with.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Rocky raccoon
Was leapt on by a goon
Who threatened his very survival
Rocky thought fast
He nipped and he gnashed
And bit off the dong of his rival!
See, his rival it seems
Had perverted dreams
That raccoon sure tickled his fancy
But he didn't think
When he took that last drink
Now everyone knows him as Nancy!
Posted by: Cat R | January 27, 2009 at 01:59 PM
YAY Cat!!!! Thank you thank you!!!
*snorrrrrrrrrrrrk*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Any time, any time.
Posted by: Cat R | January 27, 2009 at 02:44 PM
YAY FOR THE RACCOON!!! Sometimes justice really is served. :)
Posted by: Diva | January 27, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Darwinism at work.
Posted by: Estelle Chauvelin | January 27, 2009 at 04:10 PM
Cat...that is brilliant...absulutely brilliant...
Posted by: Afkat | January 27, 2009 at 04:27 PM
It would be a mistake to reconstruct the man's penis. How will he ever learn?
Posted by: Edward | January 27, 2009 at 07:49 PM
Cat - I bow to your greatness. That was truly genius.
Posted by: marfie | January 28, 2009 at 01:45 AM