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January 27, 2009

ADVISORY TO MEN WHO HAVE BEEN DRINKING AND AS A RESULT HAVE TAKEN A FANCY TO A RACCOON

No means no.

(Thanks to DavCat, Afkat and Siouxie)

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He shoulda worn protection.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

For some reason, I keep humming "Rocky Raccoon" in my head...

Maybe one of our brilliant lyricists can come up (heh!) with a parody??

In the interest of science,let's get them both drunk and see what happens.

Somebody alert Jeff Foxworthy.

A raccoon named Loretta Bobbit!

Russia has Rednecks?

Hu gnu?

Anyone else feel sorry for the raccoon?

Good thing he didn't spot a porcupine first.

How was he supposed to know it was a raccoon, with that mask and all?

That raccoon shouldn't have dressed so sluttily.

Surgeons said they couldn't sew back on what the raccoon had taken off. "He won't have much to work with." I'm thinking he wasn't working with much to begin with.

Rocky raccoon
Was leapt on by a goon
Who threatened his very survival
Rocky thought fast
He nipped and he gnashed
And bit off the dong of his rival!

See, his rival it seems
Had perverted dreams
That raccoon sure tickled his fancy
But he didn't think
When he took that last drink
Now everyone knows him as Nancy!

YAY Cat!!!! Thank you thank you!!!

*snorrrrrrrrrrrrk*

Any time, any time.

YAY FOR THE RACCOON!!! Sometimes justice really is served. :)

Darwinism at work.

Cat...that is brilliant...absulutely brilliant...

It would be a mistake to reconstruct the man's penis. How will he ever learn?

Cat - I bow to your greatness. That was truly genius.


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