WHEN YOU'RE TALKING URETHRAS

...you're talking Splatt and Weedon.

(Thanks to Danny)

Comments

[bahoola]

What is Urethroplasty?

Urethroplasty is a open surgical procedure for urethral reconstruction to treat urethral stricture. Urethroplasty can be performed by 2 methods; primary repair which involves complete excision of the narrowed part of the urethra. The proximal and distal patent parts are then rejoined. The second method of Urethroplasty utilizes tissue transfer or free graft technique. In this method, tissue is grafted from bladder epithelium, or buccal mucosa and is used to enlarge the strictured (narrowed) segment of the urethra.

[bahoola]

the movie?

"The Flying Doctors" Two Splatt Shuffle (1991)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0580798/

[Meanie the Blue]

Talking urethras? Is that like the Vagina Monologues?

[Cheryl Howard]

Still sounds less painful than childbirth.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave, if it's all the same to you I'd rather we didn't talk urethras, OK?

[Cat R]

Urethra, myethra ... does it really matter?

Oh. I don't have one. I guess it does!

[Jazzzz]

There is further info in the study submitted by Dr.s Tinkle, Dribble, and Squish.

[Jeff Meyerson]

There was a semi-classic bad movie starring the (sadly) late great Candice Rialson called Chatterbox, about a woman with a talking v@gina.

At one point an agent calls a Hollywood exec to tout her for the movies and the guy answers, "You got me out of a meeting to hear some c#nt talk?"

Maybe you had to be there.

[Cat R]

Um. Never mind. This is why I did not go to medical school.

[Cat R]

Among other reasons.

[Meanie the Blue]

No, Jeff. Maybe you had to pee there.

[pogo]

Jeff, it was better than the @sshole singing "Hello, Dolly".

[Punkin]

Was the patients' name Russ T. Zipper?

(I knew something from 3rd grade would come in handy some day! The paste-eating never really panned out.)

[Margaritaville]

And then there were the doctors who did a study on attitude changes in the elderly, Drs. Piss and Vinegar.

[Renee (the First)]

Two doctors who majored in pee
Tried their hand at urethroplasty.
When they got to the bladder
Splatt had to duck splatter
And Weedon got covered in wee.

It's official: I've regressed to elementary school.

[CJrun]

*zooms in webcam REALLY tight, so you can see the lipstick, rotates 90 degrees, says*

'Sa'right.

[Meanie the Blue]

Are we talking about the same Splatt and Weedon that makes those 45 caliber .... wait, nevermind.

[Wyo Cowboy]

any Texans fans out there tonight?

[CJrun]

Not here, Wyo; Go Jags!

(Texans are wearing red, just to hide the blood stains)

[Danny]

I never took an astronomy class. Is Urethra anywhere near Uranus?

[Hank "King of the" Hill]

Finally a helpful medical procedure to alleviate my stress caused by my narrow urethra.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Danny, if a Urethra nears Uranus, it's time to run. just sayin'.

[Jazzzz]

Sorry Wyo, I'm pulling for the Jags because of an Ex- Razorback, which leads me to "How 'bout that Peyton Hillis??? "

[CJrun]

Texans score!

(Jaguars drink)

[Wyo Cowboy]

I'm quickly becomin' a Peyton Hillis fan.

also very glad the Broncos are in the AFC West, it's the only chance they've got at a playoff birth. go figger.

[CJrun]

Texans score!

(Jags begin to slur)

For your inside report, there may be a problem on the Texan's offensive line. Texans had to kick and it may be because Rosenberg is getting pressured by a Jags rookie. The rookie may be good, someday, but he has no moves; he tries to bull rush, which doesn't work against starting NFL offensive linemen. It's working now. Hmmmmm.

(Drinks again)

[CJrun]

Oops; Rosenfels. Hey, I don't have cable, I'm listening to the radio.

Meanwhile, Jags turn it over again.

(CJ burps)

[CJrun]

Gah!

(slumps under coffee table)

[PirateBoy]

A few years ago, in Fontana, Ca, I drove past a dive bar. The sign out front, in sparkling glory, proclaimed "For One Night Only, Mr. Urethra Franklin!"

No, I didn't have the courage to go inside.....

[Wyo Cowboy]

sometimes, Pirate, a lack of courage can be described as wisdom.

[Just Ducky]

Urethra fool or crazy to get anywhere near Splatt and Weedon.

Go, Texans!

[Wyo Cowboy]

I'm thinkin' (by watchin' the game,) that CJ's blood/alcohol level is somewhat elevated by now.

[CJrun]

No, Wyo, my Alcohol/Blood level is somewhat elevated, now. My Blood/Alcohol level is getting lower! :P

Go Jags!

[Just Ducky]

CJ, don't worry. The Texans are well-known for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Sigh.

[Wyo Cowboy]

well, at least the Jags won't get skunked...

[CJrun]

Ducky drinks!

(a small one, only a field goal)

Honestly, it's Quarter to Eleven, past my bedtime; I HATE night games!

[CJrun]

Onside Kick? Onside Kick?!! You're only behind by 10 in the 3rd Quarter and you pull that?

Oy.

(gets ready to drink)

[CJrun]

(drinks)

[Wyo Cowboy]

have another, CJ.

[CJrun]

Oy.

I'm too sleepy for this horror. I'll pick up the stream, tomorrow, to complete my chagrin.

Nite All......ZZZZZzzzzzz

[Wyo Cowboy]

g'night CJ, better luck next year. maybe you should lobby for movin' the Jags to the AFC West.

[Just Ducky]

*Hic*

Texans won! Who woulda thunk it?

[Annie Where-but-here]

I thought it was a Christmas decoration made from pine branches. I.e. - "urethra's so pretty hangin' on the front door."

[Shlbycindy]

I'm a nurse and I have to tell you I don't remember any conversations in the break room about urethras. I did work with a urologist named Dr. Waterhouse and a dermatologist named Dr. Rash though.
By the way bahoola great definition there.

[Allen at Division]

"The Urethral Syndrome" WBAGNFA--no, wait, it really wouldn't...

[Rick]

I work for a hospital whose CEO is named Retchin.