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December 21, 2008

WHAT, NO PEANUTS?

Police give free goodie bags containing condoms, flip-flops and lollipops to drinkers

(Thanks to DavCat)

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What, no Peanuts?

Okay, I get the condoms. Flip-flops? Eh. I'm havin' trouble with the lollipops, though.

You suck, Layzeeboy.

That was a lollipop-ular instruction, not a personal reflection.

Self-deprecating SNORK @ Annie.

(Think Strawberry Alarm Clock)


Flip flops, lollipops, condoms to go.
Get tight, but don’t fight, bubbles to blow.

Don’t lose, change your shoes, have some more wine.
Here, take a peppermint, everything’s fine.

Who cares what goodies we choose?
Go 'head and binge, you've nothing to lose.

Oh, so that's what was in my goody bag from the UK! I did think it was the worst tasting gum I've ever tried, contrary to Annie's encouragement.

When I was in school, I thought "ASB" stood for "Associated Student Body"...

Why not just another shot? Screw the lolliepop.

Haha Cat.
Good one.

Flip-flops so drunken women don't get hurt falling off their party Manolos (they'd never get hurt if they fell off their party Manilows).

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