WE ARE BETTING IT WAS NOT REGISTERED
Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet-potato pie
(Thanks to Ken Kelley and Baron vonKlyff)
UPDATE: There was also an assault with a cookie.
(Thanks to the Stealth Blogerette)
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December 02, 2008
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Oh hum.
When sweet-potato pies are outlawed...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:33 PM
pumpkin pie is always the best choice.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 02, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Him: I'm gonna make mincemeat outta you!
Her: It's not mincemeat, it's sweet potato, you moron!
Posted by: Diva | December 02, 2008 at 02:40 PM
YAY!! judi got posted!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Paramedic: "Are you in pain, miss?"
Girlfriend: "Yes, I yam."
Posted by: Ford79 (no relation) | December 02, 2008 at 02:43 PM
I've seen Siouxie fling her cookies. It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 02:52 PM
YAY!! judi got posted!!
(snork @ Siouxie)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 02:53 PM
I hope they didn't forget to say Grace.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 02, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Yeah, it takes a GENIUS to insult a woman who's been cooking the last 48 hours for the Thanksgiving feast...Got what he deserved (just desserts!), although I think it's a criminal waste of sweet potato pie (I love it!)...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 02, 2008 at 03:06 PM
"I told you to shut your pie hole."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 03:13 PM
Florida: Home of the Cookie Flingers
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 02, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Annie, I blame the tekillya.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Filling, nuthin' more than filling
Tryin' to project pie
Filling of spuds
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 02, 2008 at 04:03 PM
FOOOOOD FIIIIGHT!!!!
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 02, 2008 at 04:14 PM
He needs a sweet potato inserted where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Cat R | December 02, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Gotta say it - Cookie Flingers WBAGNFARB
Posted by: dnasue | December 02, 2008 at 06:05 PM
I think Cookie Fingers WBABetterNFAPornStar
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 06:22 PM
That 46-year-old Christopher Ford sure gets around.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 02, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Sorry. I love this blog but I don't see anything humourous about a woman being assaulted. I guess it's because it was a pie but if it had just been removed from the oven it was about 350 degrees in temperature.
Posted by: nonameplease | December 02, 2008 at 09:09 PM
*breathes sigh of relief because hubby likes my cooking*
**breathes again after remembering just in time that hubby hates sweet potatoes**
***wanders into corner breathing***
Posted by: azred | December 02, 2008 at 09:50 PM
I actually saw the article this morning and thought about sending it in but, when I read that she was treated for burns...I did not. That kinda took the "funny" out of it.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 09:57 PM
"We'll be following standard Pillsbury Bakeoff rules, 3 falls with a ten minute time limit, go to the neutral corner at the referee's direction."
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 02, 2008 at 10:08 PM
You certainly couldn't call that just desserts, could you?
Maybe inserting the oven (still on) where the sun don't shine will modify his behavior. I mean - sheesh! - did he volunteer to do any cooking?
My grandma had a sign in her kitchen: "If the cook ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 03, 2008 at 10:47 AM