UM... SO THEN WHY WAS HE, YOU KNOW, FLYING THE PLANE?
Cassandra Grant explained: "Twenty minutes outside Paris, the captain said, 'Unfortunately I'm not qualified to land the plane in Paris.
"'They are asking for a level two qualification and I only have a level five. We'll have to fly back.'"
(Thanks to Siouxie and Steve "The Amazing Steve"™ Pietrowicz)