TRAGICALLY, IT'S SOLD OUT
(Thanks to Annie Going-to-hell)
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(Thanks to Annie Going-to-hell)
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why does this make me think of dwight schrute?
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 22, 2008 at 08:18 AM
YAY! Annie got posted and is saving us all a seat at Hell's Bar!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Navytivity?
Posted by: CJrun | December 22, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Key line: chreche (sic) not included
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Where's Sponge Bob?
Posted by: pogo | December 22, 2008 at 08:54 AM
Unlike Siouxie, I was looking for a nativity set and stumbled upon some very strange yet creative people. Here's another aberrant religious icon.
pogo, Spongebob's friend, Patrick, was supposed to be one of the wiseman, but he was too cheap to bring a gift.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 22, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Asleep in his mantle
on a seaweed bed
The little calamari
Laid down His wee head
The stars in the night sky
Looked down through the sea
The infant calamari
Asleeping was he
The jellyfish are glowing
The cephalod wakes
But infant calamari
No ink does He make
I love Thee, calamari
battered and fried
Stay on my plate,
with marinara beside
Be lunch, calamari,
I'll eat you today
Warm in my tummy
I'll show you the way
Bless all the dear squidlets
In Thy tentacled care
And save them for dinner
With my friends, I'll share
Posted by: crossgirl | December 22, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Holy Calamari *SNORK* @ crossgirl!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2008 at 10:06 AM
We wish you a Merry Squidmas
We wish you a Merry Squidmas
We wish you a Merry Squidmas
And a Crappie New Year!
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 22, 2008 at 10:22 AM
*snorks* @ cg & M'ville! Feeling the pressure:
"Gloria"
Angelfish that swim and hide
Sweetly swimming in her brain
Boy, her cranium is fried
Feeling such tremendous strain.
Pho-o-o-obia, someone is a nutso
Pho-o-o-obia, put away the key-o!
Come to Bellevue Psych and see
Lo, the nut who made this thing
Come, but guard your sanity
Among the kooks who sway and swing.
Pho-o-o-obia, someone is a nutso
Pho-o-o-obia, put away the key-o!
See who thought of sewing squid
To whom the docs all shake their heads
See who finally flipped her lid
Stitching wisemen from quilt shreds.
Pho-o-o-obia, someone is a nutso
Pho-o-o-obia, put away the key-o
Pho-o-o-obia, cephalo-stitching wacko!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 22, 2008 at 10:55 AM
*tosses a couple @ SNORKS @ Marg & Annie*
♫ Oh Christmas Squid, Oh Christmas Squid
Thy tenticles are slimy...♬
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2008 at 11:14 AM
we are brilliant festive song lyric writers!!
Posted by: crossgirl | December 22, 2008 at 11:46 AM
*applause all around*
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM
*Snorks and applause for all the carolers!*
Posted by: Cat R | December 22, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Sno-o-o-o-o-ork!
Sno-o-o-o-ork!
Sno-o-o-o-ork @ ya!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Well, AWBH......
If you live long enough. you see everything.
Wish I hadn't lived this long.
Posted by: Jazzzz | December 22, 2008 at 04:57 PM
Jazzzz...we're awfully glad you did.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 22, 2008 at 06:40 PM
The question is not why did someone make a Squid Nativity, it is Why did it take so long . . . for the authorities to learn her address and put a stop to her societal abuses?
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 22, 2008 at 07:32 PM