'TIS THE SEASON
Parrish Man Assaults Father with Christmas Tree
(Thanks to Nanci "The Fabulous Sports Babe" Donnellen)
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December 03, 2008
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two trailer trash,
and a felony with a tree.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | December 03, 2008 at 07:58 AM
Ladies, I think he may be single!
Posted by: CJrun | December 03, 2008 at 08:00 AM
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In the kid's defense, the father said he had no balls. He meant no Christmas balls. You know, ornaments for the tree? The round, shiny ones? That you hang from the branches, when you... Oh, never mind.
Maybe this will make sense to you. Rent-a-sailor.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 03, 2008 at 08:09 AM
OT butt Christmas Tree related\
Any of you Atlanta folks that may know of a young adolescent that may not have much to look forward to, under the tree, should check this link and perhaps send in an email.
End OT\
Posted by: CJrun | December 03, 2008 at 08:11 AM
37 year old Lackie lives with his parents in Parrish.
Sounds like a catch to me, CJ.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 03, 2008 at 08:20 AM
From the title of the article, I thought this happened in a Catholic church.
Posted by: gjd | December 03, 2008 at 08:25 AM
Mornin' CJ- I sure know of a couple, but I can't say anything to anyone else because of that %$#@&^* HIPPA!
I think I'll go to bed and dream of Libertarians distributing bicycles.
'Night!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | December 03, 2008 at 08:36 AM
It didn't state in the article, but was it a double wide trailer? Single ladies of FL.... yall need to start a line for the catch of the day!
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 03, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud. You are needed in the bin immediately!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 03, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Laddie, I tol' ye not t' practice in the hoose!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 09:28 AM
as long as he wasn't assaulting father christmas it's not a sin.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 03, 2008 at 09:39 AM
The only thing worse than being 37 and living with your parents in the trailer park is when they tell you your room is in the basement. Next to the wheels.
Posted by: padraig | December 03, 2008 at 09:41 AM
I'll pass on this one and let SuzyQ go at him. That's just the kind of friend I am.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 10:36 AM