'TIS THE SEASON III
Things are not jolly in Lapland.
Key Quote: "Santa was punched by a furious father who had been waiting in line for four hours."
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Maybe Hanukkah is going better this year.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 03, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Obviously, the eggnog stand must have been closed.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 10:35 AM
I sent this with more pictures of this wonderful "blunderland" I don't blame the parents. The place sucked.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Speaking of Santa, this is the night for all good boys and girls (and their Moms and Dads) to sit down in front of their TV with a big heaping glass of Ovaltine and watch the "Christmas Story" marathon on TNT starting at 8 PM. Dave, that means you, Mrs Blog and Sophie too...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 03, 2008 at 10:40 AM
*SNORK* @ "Winter Blunderland!" :D
Posted by: Diva | December 03, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Things are pretty jolly in MY lapland, IYKWIM...
:)
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 03, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Allen??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 11:12 AM
No sitting on laps at Lapland? So... whut? You get a lap dance instead?
Posted by: eilbeback | December 03, 2008 at 11:13 AM
but steve, rudolph is on at 8!
aren't they supposed to run that marathon christmas eve?
Posted by: crossgirl | December 03, 2008 at 11:15 AM
I was, several years back, acquainted with the producer of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. He told me stories of his worst nightmares come to life, including various occasions where that production was on the verge of falling apart (out of control reindeer, drunken elves puking, striking Santas, brawling Rockettes, camels humping (har!)).
But his most vivid recollection involved elves AND Rockettes engaging in non-family-friendly acts of holiday, um, cheer.
What he describes makes Lapland look like Sunday school.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Hmm. I don't see Rudolph at their website, but it does seem strange that they would only show Christmas Story at 8 and 10. Maybe they plan to offer a longer marathon on Christmas Eve, but why wait? (Let's see, Christmas Story at 8, Dirty Sexy Money at 10, yeah, that works...)
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 03, 2008 at 11:26 AM
If you have little kids, do not let them watch this...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 03, 2008 at 11:52 AM
It's beginning to look a lot like assault and battery
Everywhere you go...
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 03, 2008 at 12:13 PM
steve, rudolph is on one of the network channels.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 03, 2008 at 02:06 PM
25 frickin' pounds to get in. What is that $37 bucks? I'd punch him, too.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 03, 2008 at 05:43 PM