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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Has she met Walter?
Posted by: KJP | December 02, 2008 at 09:32 AM
So, Wendy Wilson is back touring?
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 02, 2008 at 09:39 AM
KJP, the question is can she play Walter's?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Dave, she can't join the RBR's until she learns how to play guitar, and I mean ALL three chords.
Posted by: padraig | December 02, 2008 at 09:42 AM
pad, trust me. She's qualified. She can play the kazoo parts.
Layzee, the question is can she blow Walter's?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 09:56 AM
I think i saw her open for Kenny G...
Posted by: Penguin | December 02, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Penguin, Kenny G should be opening for her.
Siouxie, I was trying to keep it G rated.
*just realized that I typed two, totally unrelated single G's in the same comment*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 10:39 AM
She was in band in high school. Yup, it's her...same whiskers. Always wondered what happened to her.
Posted by: WayneHere | December 02, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Her favorite song is "I Am the Beatle."
Posted by: Ford79 | December 02, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Sorry, Layzee, that's not enough for a G string...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 02, 2008 at 11:14 AM
*snork* @ Ford!
Layzee, I'd mention the G spot but I do not think girl walruses have one.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Siouxie, have you asked Walter?
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 02, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Gee, hadn't thought of asking Walter.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Is Walter like most guys? I mean, can he find it?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 12:36 PM
When are the Rock Bottom Remainders playing the Istanbul Dolphinarium in Istanbul?
That would be the ultimate gig, I think.
Posted by: Mike | December 02, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Most likely not, Layzee. And they don't even ask for directions. OOOOOOOOOOOY!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Actually I think Walter may be occupied at the moment...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 02, 2008 at 01:34 PM
I really think that is the best photo Bill Clinton has taken in years!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 02, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Is that one of them Monica ceeegars, Allen?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Maybe if she went on a diet?
Posted by: Novanglus | December 02, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Nana?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 04:19 PM
She's cute!
But she could use a waxing appointment.
Posted by: Cat R | December 02, 2008 at 04:28 PM
"This one time -- at band camp -- at Sea world..."
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 02, 2008 at 10:19 PM