THIS YEAR, GIVE THE GIFT THAT ANNOYS

Give lout repeller.

(Thansk to Baron vonKlyff)

Comments

[Margaritaville]

I wonder if that would work on relatives?

[Barry Manilow]

"It's the type of sound, the tone and how it's pulsed. Because it's not a constant tone, your brain can't ignore it."

Almost like 'Mandy' in a continous loop.

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

"...annoying everyone within earshot." I thought that that was the RBRs motto.

*sorry Dave

[eilbeback]

"It's the type of sound, the tone and how it's pulsed. Because it's not a constant tone, your brain can't ignore it."

Like the deep bass sound from some cars, right? (said this geezer)

[cosanostradamus]

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Wish we woulda had one of those eight years ago.
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[Allen at Division]

Sounds like most of the music these darn kids listen to today!...

[Siouxie]

Can we get one for the blog?? For to when the spammers and such pests come by.

[KJP]

Does this mean the city of Townsville has finally had enough of the Powerpuff Girls?

[Punkin]

...a device that would get rid of all undesirables regardless of age...

*makes note to purchase one before next circus freak show family reunion*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Good luck - the baddies will be wearing iP0ds cranked so high they won't even notice this thing.

[Mike]

If I get one, I can stop shouting, "You kids get off my lawn!"

[baddie]

La la la, I can't hear you Annie.

[Annie Where-but-here]

time to get out the firehose....

You want annoying? We have our tree up already, and all our presents are wrapped. How's that for annoying?

[Siouxie]

Shaddup, Annie or I'll be forced to Manilowroll you!

[Cheryl Howard]

*sneaks into Annies house and switches all the labels around on the presents and removes one bulb from strand of lights*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Gah! Stop it, you holiday beast, you!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Let's go egg Martha Stewart's house. We'll pretend to be carolers, then...bam!

[Martha Stewart]

*Loads rock salt seasoned with ginger and allspice into immaculately detailed 12-gauge shotgun*

"Come on over, Annie..."

[Meanie the Blue]

Repel me, you say?

[crossgirl]

big deal annie, all my presents are warped and cj is, as we speak, erecting the tree in the fireplace for easy post holiday bbqing.

[Siouxie]

hehe...cg said erecting

[Annie Where-but-here]

heehee - cg said 'warped.' I don't think that's a typo, either.

[CJrun]

The fireplace is a good spot, as I have a passion for the old, traditional, fire-hazard, lights.

[Cat R]

After all these years, I finally bought myself a small 10-piece tabletop nativity. It took four stores before I found one with a removable Jesus. (Everyone knows He doesn't go into the manger until Christmas Eve night.)

So far, that is the only decorating I have done. I'm working on the family photo Christmas card, slowly. I bought only four presents so far, and I had to give one to my daughter early (new snow boots) because we got socked with snow yesterday.

I'm usually way more organized and way more stressed about it than I am this year. I'm looking at the season differently this year. Less money to spend, but more time with family. It will all get done, eventually, and maybe it will actually be one of our more memorable Christmases.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I hear ya, Cat. In a strange way, a lot more to be thankful for this year. And way more time to enjoy it.

[crossgirl]

silly annie, with cj around, of course the gifts are warped.

that's actually how i read your first post. warped, not wrapped. i like my version better.

[Siouxie]

1- I have not bought the tree yet

2- I have not bought a single present yet

3- *hums*

4- I have not decorated the house yet

SO BITE ME!!

[azred]

We talked about digging out the tree and stuff, and decorating this weekend. Does that count?

On the other hand, I accidently peeked and found out hubby already got my gift. Whatever happened to last-minute shopping? Geez.

[Moon]

annoying everyone within earshot.

Pbbbbtttt! That my whole life.

/Do you think I can sue them?

[Moon]

No, I'm not speaking Ebonics. "That" should be "That's"