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Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
(Thanks to Lloyd Kerley)
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Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 02, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Knockout boobies?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:30 PM
Men always return to the scene of the crime.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 02:33 PM
sometimes i smear vicks(tm) on my chest. it has the same effect. that's some strong smellin' stuff!
Posted by: crossgirl | December 02, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Disgusting. This is the kind of practice they have to nip in the bud. Really, all of us need to be kept abreast of things like this and play tit-fot-tat, if we have to. As the Brits would say, this leaves me feeling knockered. I think I'll just get my hands on a couple of jugs full of whiskey and go to bed.
Posted by: Scott | December 02, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Mellon felons?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Victoria's other secret.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 02, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Uganda peek, Uganda git mugged.
Look out, she's making a break for it!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Annie, that looks like the airbag went off.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 02:51 PM
That's what you get for sticking your nose into other peoples' business.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Zzzzzzzzz--Huh? Wha?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 02, 2008 at 03:03 PM
...so did the bag on her head. ;p
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 03:04 PM
It's a booby trap!
Posted by: Timothy (not Tim, Dagnabbit!) | December 02, 2008 at 03:25 PM
I dreamed I was knocking my victim unconscious in my Chloroform Bra
Posted by: 9 | December 02, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Why don't the women with the choloroform get knocked out? Maybe the gas mask they wear should tip off potential suitors.
Posted by: Braniff | December 02, 2008 at 03:41 PM
The accomplices better be careful. One of those gals was wearing a wire.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 02, 2008 at 03:43 PM
This is why I never slow-dance with prostitutes.
Posted by: CJrun | December 02, 2008 at 03:48 PM
When I think back on all the crap I've learned in high school
It's a wonder I can think at all
Though my lack of education hasn't hurt me much
I can read the writings on the walls
Chloroform, they give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a whiff of boobies, I love to take a nap in there
So mama don't take my Chloroform away
If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
Brought 'em all together, big group hug
I know they'd never match my sweet imagination
But why’s my wallet empty on the rug?
Mama don't take my Chloroform away, mama don't take my Chloroform away
Mama don't take my Chloroform away
Mama don't take my Chloroform, mama don't take my Chloroform
Mama don't take my Chloroform away
Mama don't take my Chloroform and leave your boy so far from home
Mama don't take my Chloroform away
Mama don't take my Chloroform, whew whew, mama don't take my Chloroform away
Posted by: Cat R | December 02, 2008 at 05:43 PM
As a chemist, I don't buy this. You would have to be pretty darn oblivious not to notice the chloroform. It's not the One, Two, and Out Cold of the movies. It has to be inhaled for a decent period of time before it works.
Also, why wouldn't the woman end up poisoning herself. Add to that, that chloroform is volatile, and a skin irritant, and this just doesn't fly. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | December 02, 2008 at 06:07 PM
***MAJOR SNORKS*** (and thanks for the earwig!) to Cat R!!!
Posted by: frodolives | December 02, 2008 at 09:17 PM
Awesome, Cat!!! LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 09:47 PM
The fumes are always the worst part of motorboating.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 02, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Cat? What frodo and Siouxie said!
Posted by: eilbeback | December 03, 2008 at 11:10 AM
How did the police know? Bet there weren't any complaints.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 03, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Elon, criminal women don't mind.
I bet the men didn't either.
Posted by: Tiffany | December 03, 2008 at 06:48 PM