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"By God, they're penises," Debra said.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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"By God, they're penises," Debra said. "And it's a nice sturdy one at that."
This lady deserves Blog membership.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 16, 2008 at 09:10 AM
"Winters is a jewel, and this just polishes the jewel," he said.
Publically "polishing the jewel" is prohibited in my town.
Posted by: JohnnyB | December 16, 2008 at 09:13 AM
"Winters is a jewel, and this just polishes the jewel," he said.
Hmmm, polishing the jewel again, huh?
Not even going to comment about the word "erect" being used way too many times.
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 16, 2008 at 09:16 AM
Johnny B, you type faster than I do.
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 16, 2008 at 09:17 AM
It's a good thing they're not fountains.
Posted by: Braniff | December 16, 2008 at 09:18 AM
I think the local Vi@gra plant must have a leak.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 16, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Polishing the jewel? Excellent. Maybe they can use that if they ever decide to replace the "twin bathtub" ads on the c!al!s commercials.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 16, 2008 at 09:39 AM
Pedestrian barriers? No, those are vehicle barriers; pedestrians can walk around them.
Besides, this being Sacramento, new pen!ses show up in town whenever the legislature is convened.
Posted by: CJrun | December 16, 2008 at 09:40 AM
*snicker* They said "erected" in the headline!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 16, 2008 at 09:42 AM
thanks guys. i snorked all over my keyboard.
and i thought i would have a hard time coming up with a retort.
ahem.
Posted by: queensbee | December 16, 2008 at 09:43 AM
I thought jewel polishing happened a little further south (iycmd).
*goes off to get more coffee...it's been snorked*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 16, 2008 at 09:55 AM
This story was just pure blog genius, from the headline to the picture to the quotes to the comments!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 16, 2008 at 09:59 AM
New slogan: "Consider downtown Winters when you need meating space."
Posted by: Ford79 | December 16, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Debra is saucy!
Posted by: Sam | December 16, 2008 at 10:10 AM
I also notice that they're Jewish . NTTAWWT
"It's all I can see," Debra said. "It's like the creepy kid in the movie: 'I see penises.'"
At least they're not dead.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 16, 2008 at 10:12 AM
'Love the penises!" she laughed, "which you don't hear very often."
Maybe she doesn't hear it that often.
BTW, if your d!ck looks like the picture you need to see a doctor.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 16, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Not to worry, it'll be cold soon and they will not be as noticeable.
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 16, 2008 at 10:22 AM
This is what they get for asking Madonna to recommend a designer.
Posted by: padraig | December 16, 2008 at 10:24 AM
They used to be scarce, but nowadays they're springing up everywhere.
Posted by: alien8 | December 16, 2008 at 10:27 AM
I heard that Martha Stewart was doing the
manslandscaping.Posted by: Siouxie | December 16, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Ah, California. The land of fruits, flakes and nuts...and now rock hard penises.
Posted by: Davec | December 16, 2008 at 10:34 AM
California, the land of fruits, flakes and nuts...and a few rock hard penises!
Posted by: Davec | December 16, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Debra is a horny lady.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 16, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Debra has balls. How refreshing. And *snork* @ Siouxie's photo!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 16, 2008 at 12:28 PM
CJRun, I can also see how pedestrians would also be sitting on them.
Posted by: Trixie in TX | December 16, 2008 at 01:23 PM
"By God, they're penises," Debra said.
That would be penes from Heaven, then, no? Cue the organ music! And for goodness sake, stand up straight!
Sects! Sects! Sects!
Posted by: danceswithvulvae | December 16, 2008 at 02:22 PM
LOL dances
Posted by: Siouxie | December 16, 2008 at 03:02 PM
With God as my witness, I thought those penises could fly...
Posted by: Les Nessman & Herb Tarlick | December 16, 2008 at 11:13 PM
City officials weren't terribly amused by the suggestions on what the barriers look like, and say such talk was juvenile.
JUVENILE!!!
Posted by: Moon | December 17, 2008 at 12:23 PM