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December 08, 2008

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

One former cast member says Disney officials were worried that the swashbuckling actors were causing young female parkgoers to flash more than their riggings and yardarms late at night.

(Thanks to Karen Bridgers)

Comments

Jack Sparrow was replaced by fairies. Mmmmkay.

They probably need to stop serving rum on the Pirate of the Carribean ride too.

Pirates, dammit. Although now it might be Pirate.

Was rum involved??

Wisely does Dave rake in earn checks from Disney compensation by authorhood rather than piratedom. Much less danger of this sort of thing.

Marg, your post was NOT there before!!! I hate typepoop.

I'll bet Roger was looking considerably more jolly on such late night occasions.

Swashbuckling Jack and the Faeries WBAGNFAGayPorno

*SNORK* @ Bãrön and a big wave! Haven't seen you in forever!

Would love to see this unemployment claim. Former job: Swashbuckler. Reason for loss of job: Replaced by Tinkerbell.

So it's still ok for me to flash my yardarms and riggings, then? Just checking.

Management considers
clothing optional park.
"this would be something new for us,
but we feel it is line with the
founder's intent. The look and feel
will be consistent, most of the characters'
'costumes' will be replaced by body paint.
Of course this park will be located outside of the U.S. and will serve the 'adult entertainment'
market sector", says a member of management.

NTTAWWT

"Hey baby, I got your yardarm right here!"

*waits impatiently for Cat's next post*

*Waves back at Diva.

I have been around on and off, but the IT Nazis Gurus have been keeping me on a short leash.

For Meanie.

Why wasn't I informed of this sooner? And why is the rum gone?

Reason no. 2,038 why we love Cat!

*wipes a tear*

Aw, shucks!

Yarrr!

Hubba, hubba, Cat! ;)

PS - You look GREAT as a blonde. ;)

I'm sure he was fired because she shivered his timbers, IYKWIM.

Nice, Cat! You can "walk MY plank" anytime, IYKWIM...

Looks like I chose the wrong character when I filled out my application. I haven't been flashed once!

.
"MAKE WAY FOR THE FAIRIES!!!"

And this is how it began, the end of Civilization as we pirates knew it... Aaaaargh!

It's funnier in pictures.
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