STUD OF THE CENTURY SO FAR
Jonathan the Mutant Swinger Tortoise
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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Jonathan the Mutant Swinger Tortoise
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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So he was identified by someone spying a "wrinkled tortoise"??
At 176, I bet it was!
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 04, 2008 at 09:10 AM
wow, he looks so youthful in the picture, i almost didn't recognize him.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 04, 2008 at 09:21 AM
So, which eye doesn't wonder? Mr. One-Eye?
Posted by: Jazzzz | December 04, 2008 at 09:24 AM
Now THAT is one titillating tortoise.
Posted by: snif | December 04, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Which century?
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 04, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Typical male. Old, wrinkly and half-blind and STILL wants sex!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 04, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Hugh Hefner will give him a run for his money.
Posted by: SandyEggo | December 04, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Ah, but Siouxie, what makes Jonathan so awesome is that at 176, he still GETS sex. He is worthy of our respect and admiration.
Posted by: Scott | December 04, 2008 at 12:05 PM