« Previous | Main | Next »

December 04, 2008

STUD OF THE CENTURY SO FAR

Jonathan the Mutant Swinger Tortoise

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

So he was identified by someone spying a "wrinkled tortoise"??

At 176, I bet it was!

wow, he looks so youthful in the picture, i almost didn't recognize him.

So, which eye doesn't wonder? Mr. One-Eye?

Now THAT is one titillating tortoise.

Which century?

Typical male. Old, wrinkly and half-blind and STILL wants sex!

Hugh Hefner will give him a run for his money.

Ah, but Siouxie, what makes Jonathan so awesome is that at 176, he still GETS sex. He is worthy of our respect and admiration.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

-
 
About MiamiHerald.com | Terms of Use & Privacy Statement | Copyright | About the McClatchy Company