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December 02, 2008

PROOF THAT GOD IS A FLORIDIAN

Man says God ordered him to ram vehicle at 100 mph

Key Quote: "He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Cynthia Cunningham)

Comments

*cue the Twilight Zone music*

It's interesting that "God" always asks these nutjobs to hurt someone else.

"A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for a man."

That's good...but shouldn't they order one for the guy in the truck, too?

And maybe god as well?

Sounds like a "two birds, one stone" kinda deal, there. I guess God does take the larger picture into account.

Oh jeez, can't a guy have any fun ?

Wow! A God-simul! Does it get any better than that?

i just want to know if God mentioned anything about providing a defense team.

Shockingly, alcohol was NOT involved.

Wow. God really is everywhere.

*Listens real hard for advice about certain annoying persons who shall remain nameless*

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