PROOF THAT GOD IS A FLORIDIAN
Man says God ordered him to ram vehicle at 100 mph
Key Quote: "He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Cynthia Cunningham)
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*cue the Twilight Zone music*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 02, 2008 at 09:24 AM
It's interesting that "God" always asks these nutjobs to hurt someone else.
Posted by: Braniff | December 02, 2008 at 09:26 AM
"A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for a man."
That's good...but shouldn't they order one for the guy in the truck, too?
Posted by: Penguin | December 02, 2008 at 09:48 AM
And maybe god as well?
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 02, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Sounds like a "two birds, one stone" kinda deal, there. I guess God does take the larger picture into account.
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 02, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Oh jeez, can't a guy have any fun ?
Posted by: God | December 02, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Wow! A God-simul! Does it get any better than that?
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 02, 2008 at 10:21 AM
i just want to know if God mentioned anything about providing a defense team.
Posted by: cyn | December 02, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Shockingly, alcohol was NOT involved.
Posted by: chuck | December 02, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Wow. God really is everywhere.
*Listens real hard for advice about certain annoying persons who shall remain nameless*
Posted by: Cat R | December 02, 2008 at 04:21 PM