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December 02, 2008

NO THANKS!

(Thanks to sjhaller)

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Scrum-diddly-umptious this is NOT!

When your investments have tanked, and you can't afford the good stuff anymore...try snail caviar.

I wonder if Weingarten would eat that?

...To finish, the eggs are treated with unrefined salt and 'a dash of rosemary essence'....

Maybe if they didn't put salt on the snails, they could harvest more.

That's snot what I call appetizing.

*pukes up breakfast*

And all we poor folks are left to eat slug roe.

Suffice it so say that "Snail Slime" WBAGNFA punk Band

so=to

*gets more coffee*

Sadly, now that I've been hit with the big D, I have to stop and check to see whether caviar or snail slime has less sugar...

'Let your mouth experience the sensation of a walk in the forest after the rain, mushrooms and oak leaf flavours, the scent of humid moss peat,' it adds.

I remember that flavor! My boy scout troop was hiking and I tripped and ended face down in the dirt. It's not a "flavour" that I reminisce happily about, though, so I'll pass.

The French company uses the big grey snail - the 'gros gris'

That's French for "Ewwwww, gross!" SNORK@ Marg!

Snail caviar allows you to experience 'a delicate flavour' with 'surprising sensations', De Jaeger claims.

Not so 'surprising sensations' include nausea, projectile vomiting and being shunned by any friend you serve it to.

crap LOL

geez. 'bout friggin' time.

*smacks* fivver!! (LTNS! - how's it going??)

Only 11 in the AM, and Siouxie is already smashed.

*bows head in thanks that my socioeconomic status and unsophisticated palate exclude the eating of snails, fish eggs, etc.*
what's for lunch?

The question that comes to mind is...why would someone even think to eat snail eggs?! Were they that bored or hungry...no spam or peanut butter in the pantry, no mac and cheese...no tuna or potato chip crumbs...fridge empty? Went outside...saw snails slimming their way through life...(light bulb flickers in demented twisted brain)..."hey...bet them their snail's eggs would taste pretty scrumptious!" Was someone not on their medications that day? Hmmmm?

Just goes to prove that people will eat anything

An important part of a healthy purge.

Slime, slime, everywhere is slime
Cheaper than the caviar,
Goes well with boxed wine
Eat this
Don't eat that
Won't you try the sliiiiime...

The question that comes to mind is...why would someone even think to eat snail eggs?!

Posted by: cactusflower58 | 12:02 PM on December 2, 2008

Cactus, I have this same question about brussel sprouts.

just ewww. the photo made me want to chuck.

Bear Grylls would eat that.

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