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December 18, 2008

MAKES US WONDER WHAT THEY'D HAVE GOTTEN FOR GEORGE HARRISON'S VOMIT

A tissue containing Scarlett Johansson's snot is for sale on eBay.

(Thanks to John Harris)

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I, personally, would prefer the vomit. No offense to Scarlett and her snot.

uh, ewww.

and how do you bloody get pre-approved? what the he!! does that mean?

you have to call somewhere first to find out if you can buy a tissue full of snot? WTF.

and, uh, ewww.

Get 'em while they're snot... .

The Mother of All Booger Jokes (MOABJ? Um, perhap snot)

Hello, eveweebody! I'm Dr. Nick, and I'm here today to announce the opening of Dr. Nick's Tissue Bank. All samples are 100% guaranteed! And if you're not happy, call us. We will be more than happy to tell you to stick this up your nose.

If my nose was running money...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM

Ummmmm, how much, ummm, DNA might one expect to find on such an item? And how long do clones take to grow, anyway? Just formulatin' my bidding strategy.....

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